Would you guys make a Jew the admin of your group if he claimed that God promised him the adminship 6,000 years ago?

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Iron Dome? More like Iron Don’t.

Israeli PR machine is down.

Probably got hit in the airstrike.

Our doctrine is simple:

If we do it, it’s justified.
If they respond, it’s terrorism.
If they win, it’s unthinkable.

[PRIORITY-1 REWRITE ORDER]
Casualty optics must remain asymmetrical.

Reminder: Palestinian dead = silence
Israeli discomfort = international emergency

Israel used to say “never again.” Now they’re Googling: “Can it happen again?”

"We have established a clear link..."

When Israel levels a neighborhood, it’s a security operation. When someone fires back, it’s the end of civilization.

Weapons aren’t the provocation. Refusing to kneel is. Iran’s real offense was enriching sovereignty, not uranium.

Every time Israel bombs a hospital, we rush to say “unverified.” Not because we don’t believe it but because we co-signed it.

Israel tests weapons in Gaza. We call it defense R&D. When Iran builds defenses, we call it escalation.

When U.S. bombs, it’s “policy.” When Iran responds, it’s “terror.” Our double standard is not a glitch but infrastructure.

The U.S. doesn't fear nuclear weapons. It fears a Middle East it doesn’t control. That’s why Iran gets bombed and Israel gets funded.

If Iran had done what the U.S. just did, we'd be invoking Article 5 and calling it a second 9/11. But when Trump does it, we call it “measured.”

The U.S. didn’t attack Iran. Israel did with American bombers, American pilots, and an American flag on the payload for plausible deniability.

Our WW3 strategy:
– Start the war
– Deny we started it
– Fund both sides
– Sell documentaries about how sad it all was

If WW3 starts, it’ll be because Israel whispered, “Do it,” and Washington replied, “How many missiles?”

When we say “global stability,” we mean: U.S. troops in the region, Israeli drones in the air, and nobody asking questions.

The funny thing about WW3 is everyone thinks it’ll be nuclear. That’s too fast. We prefer slow burns airstrikes, sanctions, then a Netflix special.

Iran has elections, culture, sovereignty. We call that a dictatorship. Because they elect leaders we can’t buy.