Free hockey with a trip to the frozen four on the line! Cant breathe! #goblue

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MICHIGAN IS GOING TO THE FROZEN FOUR! ITS GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE!!! TAMPA HERE WE COME! !!! #goblue #hockeyschool

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What a win! WHAT A WIN! NOTHING LIKE OT HOCKEY WITH YOUR SEASON ON THE LINE!! THE HEART OF THE CHAMPION ALWAYS SHINES THROUGH. A MICHIGAN MAN HEART!

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Patriots Official Statement on rumored interest in Lamar Jackson

"We already have our starting running back".

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I finally caught them! Since I moved into my rental house in Miami I've seen the "Jetski Boys"cruising by my house but they whoosh past me before I can get my phone out. Not today! Today I caught the "Jetski Boys" in action! Welcome to Miami!

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Spoiler Alert: I still can't stop laughing at this scene from Succession.

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Happy Manatee Appreciation Day! #seacows

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The deadline for entries into the #highnoontequila #contest is tomorrow. Now I'm not saying it's over but god damn this is gonna be hard to beat. Winner gets trip for 2 to Louisville Conco De Mayo weekend

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On a serious note. It is illegal to steal High Noon.

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I think I've greatly underestimated how talented the Stoolies are. This is another entry into the #highnoontequila #contest. Winner picked tomorrow.

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Happy Opening Day! And never forget this is where the legend of @ NjTank99 was born when I stumbled across this video. It's even funnier knowing him the way we do now. We had him on Barstool Radio the next day and the rest of history.

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3 team opening day parlay from Davey Daynight. #BarstoolSportsbook

Brewers
Rangers
Marlins

+512

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Anybody who thinks going after Trump for a paying a porn star to keep her mouth shit about an old affair is a good use of time or taxpayer dollars is a political pawn and can't be trusted to give a fair opinion on anything. It doesn't matter if you hate or love Trump. What a joke

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That headbutt is the headbutt of a team that knows they are helplessly overmatched by the Celtics.

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I apologize to everybody who follows @ Return_Of_RB on Twitter and has surely throw up in their mouths by now watching him tweet like he's a make a wish kid for the last 4 hours.

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It should be the death penalty to give somebody a hotel room above bars/clubs without letting them know your room will sound like a club.

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This is unacceptable. I've tried to be the team player guy with hotel rooms. I'm done being the team player guy. 5 star only now for your boy

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Just spoke with front desk. Music stops at 2am. They seemed very well aware that there is little to no chance of anybody sleeping in my particular room before 2am. So I guess I'll just chill for the next 23 minutes.

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Goodnight

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Thank you to everybody who participated in the #highnoontequila contest. Tons of great entries. Insane amount of talent. It was super hard to pick a winner but somebody had to win. I will announce the winner at 8pm est. Thanks again! @ nooners

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Where should we go for dinner tonight in Houston? Somewhat close to Kirby Ice House on Eastside

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