‘It Wasn’t Me And I Wasn’t There’: Chuck Norris Speaks Out After ‘Wannabe Look-Alike’ Photographed At Capitol Riot https://t.co/afFgo42diN

Fairy, Leprechaun And Elf Discuss Their 3-Way Relationship: ‘I’ve Never Gotten Jealous’ https://t.co/55MtXQVKEz

New York Abortion Law Allows People To Get Away With Murder Of Unborn Children, Lawsuit Says https://t.co/g9pQkE74U8

Rioter Photographed With Pelosi’s Lectern Won’t Attend Inauguration, Has Received Death Threats, Lawyer Says https://t.co/XdRJERuWDs

‘Loathsome Lizard Of A Human Being’: Donny Deutsch Slams ‘Fully Castrated’ President Trump https://t.co/NK75NcKwKf

Etsy Bans Sales Of ‘Camp Auschwitz’ Shirt Similar To One Spotted At Capitol Riots https://t.co/02AlmU4PjP

‘They’re Worshipping An Idol,’ Joe Scarborough Says Of ‘Too Many People Who Call Themselves Christians’ That Follow Trump https://t.co/ZdZhyy1FSZ

CNN Analyst Says ‘We Are Still In The Tactical Phase Of A Counterterrorism Effort’ Against Certain Trump Supporters https://t.co/NwdRjJYM7k

WaPo Columnist Says ‘Cult’ Trump Supporters Need To Be ‘Deprogramed’ https://t.co/bZc6ruL4JR

New Smart Collar Allows Owners To Translate Dog Barks https://t.co/BkpWVXnSHY

Alleged Thief Gets Stuck In The Snow While Trying To Escape In Hilarious Video https://t.co/dLX73uJAe6

‘Absolute Lunacy’: Meghan McCain Doesn’t Understand Why Trump Isn’t ‘Being Dragged Out By His Toes’ https://t.co/OXbtyw0VuF

NFL Star Has A Massive Head Injury In Brutal Mugshot Photo https://t.co/T9nc1i1L9h

WICHTERMAN: A Way Forward For Republicans https://t.co/grpyGavA7P

Woman Not Wearing A Mask Throws The Most Pathetic Punch In Human History During Altercation https://t.co/6Ehr64j5vd

Well-Respected Senior GOP Staffer Resigns, Condemns Colleagues After Capitol Hill Riots https://t.co/FqbbYoXG8x

‘We’ve Been Through A Lot Of Sh*t Together’: Meghan McCain Responds To Joy Behar Saying She ‘Did Not Miss’ Her https://t.co/IB7tOujhyx

Former Porn Star Appointed To The Board Of A Major Pro Sports Team https://t.co/jpBarKIBdm

DOJ Is Looking Into ‘Sedition And Conspiracy’ Charges Against Capitol Rioters https://t.co/lBiyfj7Ywa

‘I Can’t Go Home Tonight’: Parler CEO John Matze Says He’s Getting Death Threats https://t.co/6UsZVj4oV8

REPORT: McConnell Is Considering Convicting Trump https://t.co/GZM8MKy7A6