How is his dad 5'11 but Matt is only 120 cm tall? Genetic disorder? Maybe fetal alcohol syndrome?

Gay Jewish proud atheist, it's like I'm reading satire. Holy fuck, what a dad. Literally satan.
No wonder (((matt))) was living in fucking fantasy land escapism as an early teen.

matt's trying so hard to cover up his hairline that he wears a hat normal people would only put on in the winter.

饂飩

お経

right now

やりなおせ

えーっと

fucking monkey

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