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Deaf people masturbate with one hand & moan with the other?
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Deaf people masturbate with one hand & moan with the other?
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Richard Feynman, a physicist, author, musician, professor, and traveler, died in Los Angeles in 1988. His last words? βThis dying is boring.β
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A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!
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Little Johnny's teacher gives the class a homework assignment, "Explain the difference between a theory and reality." Little Johnny goes home and is so stumped he asks his sisters ages 21 and 16 for help, and they can't come up with anything either. He then tries asking his father. The father thinks for a bit and replies, "Go to your older sister and ask her if she would suck a guys dick. Then ask her if she would do it for a million dollars. Then go to your younger sister and ask her the same two questions. Write down their answers and bring it back to me." Johnny says, "Okay," and runs off to find his older sister. He asks her the first question and she responds, "Maybe, if I like him." "Would you do it for a million dollars?" She replies, "Hell yes!" He finds the younger sister and asks her the same questions. Her first reply was "Eeeew, no!" but the second answer was "Yeah, sure." Johnny writes down their answers and takes them back to his father. The father looks over them and replies, "There you go." Johnny asks, "What do you mean?" The father says, "Well in theory we have two million dollars, but in reality we have two cocksuckers."
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As yaβll have voted weβll be having a cover songs challenge!
You can start submitting your covers from now on for a chance to win
200MB/15Br Card. π
Voting will be held Sunday night.
Send me your covers @DagmawiBabi_0 or through my bot @DagmawiBabiBot
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π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅π΅ As yaβll have voted weβll be having a cover songs challenge! You can start submitting your covers from now on for a chance to win 200MB/15Br Card. π Voting will be held Sunday night. Send me your covers @DagmawiBabi_0 or through my bot @DagmawiBabiBotβ¦
Due to lack of submissions the challenge is canceled!
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When your breasts hang down to your knees! Youβre still beautiful to me! ππ
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