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At this point I'm convinced that the world would be better off if everyone just killed everyone they didn't like
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I can not fathom why people like vtubers to the point where when they enter a relationship they react like it's paramount to cucking
Forwarded from Chuddian Knights: Total Corpodeath Edition
A Russian mafioso enters an elite restaurant, sits down at a table and orders a champagne. Next to him, a trim and proper intellectual tells the waiter:
- I would like to have a 1961 Bordeaux and a well-roasted corn-fed Spanish chicken — and make sure that the crust is crisp.
The waiter opens a bottle and pours a glass of wine. The man takes a sip:
- Excellent!
Next, a chicken roast is brought in. The intellectual takes his index finger and shoves it inside the chicken's rear. After pulling it out, he gives it a smell:
- This is an outrage! I asked for a Spanish chicken, but this one was raised west of Lyon and was fed with wheat!
The waiter apologizes profusely and takes the dish to the kitchen. The head chef is stupefied. He immediately arranges for a new chicken to be made, which by all measures should be from Spain. The intellectual repeats the procedure and exclaims:
- Ridiculous! This chicken was raised south of Naples and it was fed with millet!
The waiter takes the chicken away again. Finally, the Russian mafioso, after seeing everything unfold, walks up to the table and drops a thick wad of money:
- Friend, can you do the same to me? I grew up in an orphanage.
Forwarded from Chuddian Knights: Total Corpodeath Edition
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I've noticed a general malaise online since 2016. Anger, sadness, apathy, but very rarely abject misery. This is one of those rare moments of misery untainted by hate
The world may more or less suck at any given time, but you don't have to let it fuck you up for when good things happen, and they will happen. Hope is hard, but it's worth keeping