The Cyberplanner Algorithm
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BULLETIN – EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED

ZIR0 WARNING

TELEGRAM CHANNEL OWNERSHIP

12:35PM EDT MON DEC 12 2022

The Telegram Channel office in Spookyville has issued a

\* ZIR0 DAY WARNING FOR…

THE SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET

\* UNTIL 1200 AM EDT TUE DEC 13 2022

\* AT 1242 AM EDT … A SKELETON CAPABLE OF PRODUCING CHANNEL OWNERSHIP CHANGES WAS LOCATED NEAR HALLOWEEN TOWN … AND MOVING NORTH AT 70 MPH

HAZARD … SKELETON CAPABLE OF TAKING OVER ENTIRE NETWORKS

SOURCE … CHANNEL ZIR0 (WE HOPE)

IMPACT … ZIR0 WILL BE DANGEROUS TO PEOPLE INCAPABLE OF JOY OR JOKES, DAILY ROUTINES WILL BE IMPACTED. EXPECT TRICKS AND TREATS.

\* LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE…

YOUR OWN SUB LISTS …

LOCAL GRAVEYARDS

YOURSELF

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS …

LOWER EXPECTATIONS OF NOT BEING ZIR0. MOVE TO AN ISOLATED ROOM AWAY FROM SPOOKABLE OBJECTS.

&&

ZIR0 …SKELETONS INDICATED

$$
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Forwarded from bad programming dept.
RIP Manuel GΓΆttsching, legendary guitarist and leader of Krautrock/kosmiche bands Ash Ra Tempel and Ashra. His masterwork E2-E4 is great music for synths, dryads and other creatures alike.

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Channel name was changed to Β«The Cyberplanner AlgorithmΒ»
[CYBER-CACKLING] SOON MY PLANS WILL REACH FRUITION!
Forwarded from Snark Shark's Shit (:ο½₯*Fα΄‘α΄‡α΄‡Κ™ΚŸΙͺᴇs*:ο½₯ [Felis] -> Covid)
How to cause drama in the chat even though this is all objectively good for the environment and true
1: fuck cars
2: fuck lawns
3: trains good
4: transphobes are not welcome here
5: wasps good
6: All basic needs should be provided for free
7: minimum wage should be at least 25 per hour to survive in the modern world