BREAKING NEWS: 🇨🇦 Canada has officially entered a technical recession.
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump has announced that the naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz has been lifted.
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Breaking News: 🇺🇸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins expresses confidence that Congress will approve crypto market structure legislation, which he believes President Trump will subsequently sign into law.
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BREAKING: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon expresses dissatisfaction with the Crypto Clarity Act, stating that Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong is "talking nonsense."
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BREAKING NEWS: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Treasury Secretary Bessent announces that the US has confiscated $1 billion in cryptocurrency from Iran.
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BREAKING NEWS: 🇺🇸 The US Space Force has awarded SpaceX a $4.16 billion contract to develop a satellite network for monitoring airborne targets.
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BREAKING NEWS: 🇺🇸 The US stock market achieves its highest daily and weekly close ever recorded.
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BREAKING NEWS: 🇺🇸 President announces it's "time to conduct an audit" of Fort Knox's $667 billion in gold reserves.
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