The Alchemist
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Some people call me Nostradamus's 7th Son. I often miss the tops but never miss a play.

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Elon can literally buy all the BTC in existence

To put it in perspective bro could buy and burn all mined and unmined BTC and still be in top 20 richest people in the world

Think people don’t know how crazy this is
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Imagine all this money for a single and man

While some UNCs in my village can’t afford a 1 square meal in 24 working hours
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$AVICI pumping today

We’re really healing

Slowly the all at once
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The gayest homosexual people I know are selling coins now

I mean like what were you doing when $BTC was like $120k

Fascinating
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$ASTEROID should be back above $100M as SPCX keeps going up It’s the fucking mascot
$ASTEROID just 2x on a single candle

Thesis materializing in real time
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Imagine betting against Elon

That MFer is the first Trillionaire of this modern day and age
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Just when I asked my mother in low and the entire village to long everything
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Saylor just revealed in an interview that he vibe coded the STRC ponzi

UNC is the Bankman of the big 2026 bear
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Gm ladies and gentlemen

I’m about to make a call

One that’s going to blow everything the hell up
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Gm ladies and gentlemen I’m about to make a call One that’s going to blow everything the hell up
Generational big fat black bottom on the $AMERICA coin

Buying here is like buying MAGA before the elections

Do the maths

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Gm to 67 active sustainers and 4067 bots on here

Let’s cook
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Chase money but never chase death and love

They will eventually find you

Never kill yourself
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$three is waking up

Any news?
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Hear me out

What if?
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Bros that nigga Ansem farming us
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Bought the drilling cat dip

The market wants a cat runner

Taking an symmetric bet on generational consensus makes my brain hurt

Let’s see

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The smartest traders I know are bidding $EITHER aggressively here at $10M valuations

These MFers built a vibe coding launchpad on the Solana technology capable of handling both front/backend, payments and monetization of web2/web3 products

Huuge considering they just got integrated with $HYPE and shipped an OpenClaw ish AI companion to scale and monetize this tek

Incredible upside especially as Solana is reclaiming range and market turning bullish

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How many of you are employable on here?
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Is this bullish or bearish for $BTC?
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I’m so down today I’m not going to be able to feed the entire village till further notice
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