Peter Mandelson is so revolted by his
friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, he's only
just remembered to mention it.

Give him till Sunday

A brilliant story about Peter Mandelson,
told to me by @markgatiss on my
podcast Trash Talk...

BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
In the latest episode of my (future-)
award-winning podcast, I speak
to comedian Richard Herring
@Herring1967 about all sorts, including
this little insight into both of us. Get the
whole show here! pod.fo/e/3291ee

I for one am eager to discover what his
dad did for a living.

Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done
wonders for his ankles. Fair play.

The State (Visit) Of It: read my exclusive
take on Trump, Charles, and what
it says about how f'cked everyone
is. (Apart from me. I'm just visiting.)
Available now at the definitely not
shadow-banned BetterThanX.co.uk

Lord Hatface, I salute you.

On my way, Clacton.

Whether it's politics or sides of the
Mersey, I'm uniting red and blue.

Even the American media is laughing at Farage😂😂😂

Yes, Prime Minister
(*TBC)

🇺🇸🇺🇸America is apparently enjoying the
glorious Monty Python spectacle that
is Count Binface taking on Nigel Farage
in Clacton.
As one observer put it:
"On 6 August, Nigel Farage has to
Convince voters he's a better choice
than a literal rubbish bin."
The Bin stays on