Dis where me post from

Henlo? I need da polis here rite away frfr

Me is under internal investigation for starting a bar fight while on duty.
Sheriff Helix has brought me comfort pidser in the meantime

His name is Connor MacCorn and he is the Highlander!

Taking CornBaby on a cozy walk

Hannibal is a good co-host

Trying to rehabilitate Marvs is a tough job

"Psshhhht The suspect is holding his cock hostage.
I repeat.
The suspect is holding his cock hostage, ober!