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https://www.newegg.com/intel-arc-pro-b50-16gb-workstation-sff-graphics-card/p/N82E16814883007 半高双槽，好小众的尺寸（x

这玩意儿还是挺帅的，好久没见到不用外接电源的显卡了

但问就是没钱，买不了一点

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Forwarded from Foolish TraceWind (🍔 🍔)

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~~任天堂什么时候把塞尔达传说的官方译名该成“赖真德嗷呋塞露达”~~

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这新 logo 怎么感觉鼻青脸肿的

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这新 logo 怎么感觉鼻青脸肿的

死亡配色下反而还干净点

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“你解锁了你祖宗的免费试用”

我知道 Ancestry 是个商标但这句话还是过于草生了

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写 Python 的时候还是能尝到历史包袱的味道的（x

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大多 cosplay 衣服日常肯定没法穿
电锯人的 cos 服甚至可能可以穿着去面试（x

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https://youtu.be/F2y92obnsc0

Can You Tune A Fish?

Today is the day I break free from Pokemon Stadium.

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iOS 26 现在每次点完粘贴都要问我“是否要粘贴”，也太烦了

26.1 依旧这样

这是我升级到 26 之后觉得最烦的一个改动了 😩

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JP Morgan Chase
日本摩根追

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ibuki🏖🔭🎮帰宅部

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“再见了，所有的EVANGELION”
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今天 iPad 上出了个船新 bug：任何声音都有概率重复播放八遍

感到迷惑，我重启试试

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[SPOILERS] Compilation of Kyubey deaths (Madoka Magica - Magia record - Rebellion)

Compilation of Kyubey's deaths, from the anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Magia Record, and the movie, Madoka Magica Rebellion

If I'm missing any deaths that I didn't include, tell me, but I think those are all of them, seen in animation

This video was…

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各种奇幻作品里的吸血鬼大都怕阳光，但基本详细描述判定机制的。那么问题来了：

伤害是根据光的来源判定，还是根据光的强度判定？什么波段对吸血鬼的伤害最大？吸血鬼是否能靠防晒霜在白天出门？

一个呆在室内的吸血鬼，会被反射进室内的阳光伤到吗？如果会的话，吸血鬼的卧室是不是不应该有窗？月光和那几颗行星的光也是反射的太阳光，它们是否也能伤到吸血鬼？

如果光源够强才能伤到吸血鬼，吸血鬼是不是能在阴天白天出门？一个 191810 瓦的 LED 是不是也能干掉吸血鬼？是根据照到吸血鬼身上的总光通量判定，还是照度也要够高？

如果是根据时间判定，只有白天的光照能伤到吸血鬼，那吸是固定一个时区还是根据所在地判断？它能通过乘坐超音速飞机一直躲过阳光吗？

能用激光器给吸血鬼纹身吗？

核火球能干掉吸血鬼吗？😈

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各种奇幻作品里的吸血鬼大都怕阳光，但基本详细描述判定机制的。那么问题来了：伤害是根据光的来源判定，还是根据光的强度判定？什么波段对吸血鬼的伤害最大？吸血鬼是否能靠防晒霜在白天出门？一个呆在室内的吸血鬼，会被反射进室内的阳光伤到吗？如果会的话，吸血鬼的卧室是不是不应该有窗？月光和那几颗行星的光也是反射的太阳光，它们是否也能伤到吸血鬼？如果光源够强才能伤到吸血鬼，吸血鬼是不是能在阴天白天出门？一个 191810 瓦的 LED 是不是也能干掉吸血鬼？是根据照到吸血鬼身上的总光通量判定，还是照度也要够高？…

https://youtu.be/-BeTq99LqUo

在吸血鬼身上用这个东西，是会把它身上的纹身洗掉呢，是会纹出新的花纹呢，还是会把它做掉呢（x

Dangerous tattoo remover from eBay is a MILLION watt laser

This laser tattoo removal device from eBay is the most powerful laser I've shown on this channel! It is so powerful that even AIR ignites in the laser beam!

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https://youtu.be/qu8nx1qUwEU

真巧啊！

What if ALL the sun’s power was focused in one place?

Get a copy of What If? 2 and Randall’s other books at: https://xkcd.com/books
More serious answers to absurd questions at: https://what-if.xkcd.com/

This question comes from Max, who asks: What if all of the sun's output of visible light were bundled up…

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https://youtu.be/qu8nx1qUwEU 真巧啊！

You wouldn't really die of anything in the traditional sense, you would just stop being biology and start being physics.

Stop being biology 这个描述好酷

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