Trump on Iran:

Operation Epic Fury. That is a great name.

Epic Fury!

Trump:

The world respects us right now more than they have ever respected us before.

Trump on Iran:

Together with our Israeli partners, we’re crushing the enemy in an overwhelming display of technical skill and military force.

Iran’s drone and missile capability is being utterly demolished. Their navy is gone. It’s all lying at the bottom of the ocean—46 ships. Can you believe it?

In fact, I got a little upset with our people. I said, “What quality ship was that? Was it top of the line?” I asked, “Why did we not just capture the ship? We’re going to use it. Why did we sink it?”

He said it’s more fun to sink it. That’s what they said. They like sinking them better. They say it’s safer to sink them. I guess it’s probably true.

Trump on Iran:

Their terrorist leaders are gone, or they’re counting down the minutes until they are gone. Think of it—we had leaders, and now they’re gone.

We had new leaders in their place. And now nobody has any idea who the people are who are going to be the head of the country.

We will not relent until the enemy is totally and decisively defeated.

Trump on Iran:

We’ve already won in many ways, but we haven’t won enough.

Trump on Iran:

We go forward more determined than ever to achieve ultimate victory that will end this long-running danger once and for all.

Trump:

The United States of America is the greatest and most exceptional nation in human history, and we will not be threatened by evil terrorists and lunatics any longer.

Trump:

The hardest thing is to go to Dover because Dover is where, for the most part, a lot of the fallen—the warriors, the great young people who have died in war—seem to mostly go.

Trump on Iran:

Iran was supposed to be this big, powerful country. We wrapped the hell out of them.

And you know, I don’t know when they cry “uncle,” but they should have cried it two days ago, right?

But they don’t have anything left.

Trump on Iran:

If we didn’t do that B-2 attack, Israel would have been wiped out.

Trump on Iran:

Within a week, they were going to attack us 100%.

They were ready.

Trump on Iran:

It’s going to be finished pretty quickly.

Trump:

China makes all the windmills, right? The only thing they don’t do is use the windmills.

Try finding wind farms in China—there aren’t too many of them.

Trump randomly decides to mock Macron again:

I called the countries up. I called up France. I said, “Emmanuel, you have to cut your... your good friends from America a reasonable deal. What’s happening is you are paying a tiny fraction for drugs as we...” “No, no, Donald, I cannot do anything about that.” I said, “Yes, you can. You can.” He said, “No, no, I will not do it. I will not do it.”

Because he'd have to raise his pill from 10 dollars to 20, and maybe even 30. Ours would come down from 130 dollars down to 20 dollars. Think of that—from 130, that's what you're gonna get—from 130 to 20. But he has to double his price from 10 dollars. And they were the boss. I said, “No, no, you will.” “No, Donald, Donald, I cannot do that.”

And I heard this from all the other countries, too. Very elegant people. And they were saying, “No, no, no, we cannot do this. We will not do this.” I said, “Yes, you will, 100%.” “No, no, we will not.” Because, you know, they have to double up their price.

And I said, “Well, here’s the story. If you don’t do it, I’m going to put, in the case of Emmanuel,” I said, “a 100% tariff on all wines and champagnes coming into the United States.” “No, no, Donald! You cannot do that!” I said, “I’ve already got the legislation, it’s right in front of my desk, I’m gonna sign it!”

“Emmanuel,” he said, “Donald, I will agree to this.” So he agreed. Everybody agreed.

Trump:

No other president could do some of these shit I am doing.

NOW: Massive U.S.–Israeli airstrikes hit Karaj, Iran, turning the sky bright.

Trump on Chuck Schumer:

He is now a Palestinian officially. He is registered as a Palestinian. He's taken the biggest turn of any human being I've ever seen.

He's gone from totally pro-Israel to totally pro-Palestinian.

He wants to protect the Iranian people that are quite nasty.

Trump:

There is not a country in the world that does mail-in ballots anymore.

France tried it, and it failed.

(This is not true)

BREAKING: Iran's IRGC says any Arab or European country that expels the ambassadors of Israel and the United States from its territory will, starting tomorrow, have full authority and freedom to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.