Did you know! The magic filth tins we call "trash cans" were originally designed in 2013 for Gilderoy Lockhart's "Harry Potter" hit series of card games

Did you know! When God closes a window, He shuts your goddamn mouth?

Did you know! They're coming for you

Did you know! Your teeth can only feel joy

Did you know! If so, you are culpable. Your knowledge makes you complicit

Did you know! Gravity exists because the Earth doesn't have arms, but it really wants to hug you

Did you know! Scientists still aren't sure whether ramen is a noodle or a soup?

Did you know! Women have two heads, and men have three? Nobody else has any

Did you know! That umm, when you, and, I. Hm. Well y'know, it's like, umm, and, uh. But with the, they can't, well I heard that you. Yeah

Did you know! T-Rexes are named after their permanent T pose, which paleontologists believe was a method for staying cool in the hot Jurassic summer

Did you know! Eminem is short for Marcus Narcus Marcusson? He shortened it so people wouldn't think he was a snitch

Did you know! The Sleepy Time Snack Corner was a mistake. Do not create a Sleepy Time Snack Corner. Do not ask about the Sleepy Time Snack Corner. Do not imagine a Sleepy Time Snack Corner. Forget about the Sleepy Time Snack Corner before it

Did you know! Souvenir is French for "memory"

Did you know! Limes are not baby lemons? They are pure evil. Run

Did you know! If a business has a red door, that means their door is red

Did you know! Snakes lost their legs as punishment from God, after they made fun of his son for only having two

Did you know! Orange dogs can purr

Did you know! It's called "hearing" because you h the ear ringing

Did you know! Life is like a sandwich? Whichever way you flip it, there's always bread on top

Did you know! You can pee on sock bombs to make piss bombs

Did you know! Pants are named after the country of Pants, despite being invented in Germany