- π»πͺ/πΊπΈ BREAKING: Massive explosions in Caracas, targeting presidential palace.
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- π»πͺ/πΊπΈ PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL:
'We offered negotiations to the Venezuelan government for the past years, which led nowhere. Democrats and their woke politics were making our nation look weak, but that has come to an end. Communists have no respect for the United States of America and we will not tolerate terrorists and drug dealers making fun of the greatest nation in human history. Venezuela will be liberated from the tyranny of NicolΓ‘s Maduro once and for all. MAKE VENEZUELA GREAT AGAIN!!'
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'We offered negotiations to the Venezuelan government for the past years, which led nowhere. Democrats and their woke politics were making our nation look weak, but that has come to an end. Communists have no respect for the United States of America and we will not tolerate terrorists and drug dealers making fun of the greatest nation in human history. Venezuela will be liberated from the tyranny of NicolΓ‘s Maduro once and for all. MAKE VENEZUELA GREAT AGAIN!!'
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- π»πͺ/πΊπΈ BREAKING: Venezuelan Airforce has been deployed and is currently shooting down American fighters.
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ππ³/πΊπΈ BREAKING BAD:
When asked about the destruction of The Savior, Field Marshal Cheyo He said that he would go to the draft to defend The Savior and that his vast knowledge about the war and the information he has about Ukraine would give him an advantage over Honduras.
The Savior is a Prophetic figure in the Evangelical sect, usually associated with Jesus Christ, who will return at the end of days to destroy the enemies of the US, Ukraine and Israel
When asked about the destruction of The Savior, Field Marshal Cheyo He said that he would go to the draft to defend The Savior and that his vast knowledge about the war and the information he has about Ukraine would give him an advantage over Honduras.
The Savior is a Prophetic figure in the Evangelical sect, usually associated with Jesus Christ, who will return at the end of days to destroy the enemies of the US, Ukraine and Israel
- πΊπ¦/πΊπΈ New:
Field Marshal "Cheyo" and Former Anuj News Telegram Group User "Volodymir Krukishtak Slovenia Capischoli Seven" discuss getting shot by Russians is actually, a smart strategy.
They suggest that if you show yourself as a weak enemy, the Russians will then take more territory and somehow this will result in a smart war move
Former Coronel McGregor can't decide if they are talking seriously or is just Cope.
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Field Marshal "Cheyo" and Former Anuj News Telegram Group User "Volodymir Krukishtak Slovenia Capischoli Seven" discuss getting shot by Russians is actually, a smart strategy.
They suggest that if you show yourself as a weak enemy, the Russians will then take more territory and somehow this will result in a smart war move
Former Coronel McGregor can't decide if they are talking seriously or is just Cope.
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- πΊπ¦/πΊπΈ New:
After getting overexcited and then disappointed with the "special announcement" from Donald Trump. Field Marshal Cheyo talks about how it's important to stick to the facts on the ground and mocks those who remain in a constant state of Copium.
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After getting overexcited and then disappointed with the "special announcement" from Donald Trump. Field Marshal Cheyo talks about how it's important to stick to the facts on the ground and mocks those who remain in a constant state of Copium.
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- π»πͺ/πΊπΈ BREAKING: Civil war has oficially broken out in Venezuela. The Democratic Junta, led by Maria Corina Machado has declared itself as the legitimate government of Venezuela and seized control of several provinces throughout the country. Reports suggest that Field Marshal 'Cheyo' has been preparing the rebellion with Israeli support. American troops have landed in the northern provinces and have already occupied most of Caracas. President NicolΓ‘s Maduro is supposedly hiding in a bunker in the south, deep in the Amazon rainforest.
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- π»πͺ/πΊπΈ BREAKING:
Amid reports of explosion of heavy artillery between Venezuelan People's Army and United States, Insurgent Field Marshal Cheyo, has posted in his Twitter Account, a screenshot of his "Blocked Status" of a El Salvador Politic Figure.
Former MFML Commander and Cheyo's Mother to Axios: "Β‘Puchica!, Β‘no loh etuveh criando para que ande flexeando que no lo quieren pelar!
Dictator Leader of El Salvador Nayib Bukele has announced "hard response on any attack to El Salvador nobility"
Editor note: El Salvador It is a mythological figure that is usually confused with an excuse for a country with the same name.
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Amid reports of explosion of heavy artillery between Venezuelan People's Army and United States, Insurgent Field Marshal Cheyo, has posted in his Twitter Account, a screenshot of his "Blocked Status" of a El Salvador Politic Figure.
Former MFML Commander and Cheyo's Mother to Axios: "Β‘Puchica!, Β‘no loh etuveh criando para que ande flexeando que no lo quieren pelar!
Dictator Leader of El Salvador Nayib Bukele has announced "hard response on any attack to El Salvador nobility"
Editor note: El Salvador It is a mythological figure that is usually confused with an excuse for a country with the same name.
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- π»πͺ/πΊπΈ NEW: Rebel forces of the Democratic Junta, allied with the United States of America have taken full control of almost every region of Venezuela. President Maduro keeps hiding in a bunker somewhere in the Amazon rainforest, defended by his last loyal officials. Most of the Bolivarian Army has already surrendered to the rebels.
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- π»πͺ/πΊπΈ BREAKING: Brazilian president Lula da Silva has offered to recognize the rebel forces as the new government of Venezuela in exchange for leaving the southern part of the country controlled by Maduro as a separate entity.
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- πͺπΈ/πΊπΈ NEW:
ErizoAi Update 1.3.0.1
The subscription services for ErizoAI are finally live, and users can pay tribute to Erizo's memory with the different tiers we offer.
The subscription levels for Erizo have been activated; below is a description of each tier.
-$2.99 Basic Mourn Tariff: 5 daily posts from Erizo (not counting those from the free model), a badge with an image of Erizo
-$5.99 Pretty Sad Tariff: Erizo will open a private message to tell you about his daily thoughts, what he misses about being alive, and other silly nonsense.
-$15.99 Smart Sadness Tariff: Erizo will try to convince you to think like him, to use more OpenAI services and their benefits, make your life worse while also giving you access to the database extracted from his brain.
-$34.99 Sexual Mourning Tariff: Erizo will talk to you about spicy things, as well as explain all the advantages of artificial intelligence in your sexual life. It will also be compatible with Bluetooth vibrators and other devices, including the new VPCG System (Vibrations per ChatGepeteada).
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ErizoAi Update 1.3.0.1
The subscription services for ErizoAI are finally live, and users can pay tribute to Erizo's memory with the different tiers we offer.
The subscription levels for Erizo have been activated; below is a description of each tier.
-$2.99 Basic Mourn Tariff: 5 daily posts from Erizo (not counting those from the free model), a badge with an image of Erizo
-$5.99 Pretty Sad Tariff: Erizo will open a private message to tell you about his daily thoughts, what he misses about being alive, and other silly nonsense.
-$15.99 Smart Sadness Tariff: Erizo will try to convince you to think like him, to use more OpenAI services and their benefits, make your life worse while also giving you access to the database extracted from his brain.
-$34.99 Sexual Mourning Tariff: Erizo will talk to you about spicy things, as well as explain all the advantages of artificial intelligence in your sexual life. It will also be compatible with Bluetooth vibrators and other devices, including the new VPCG System (Vibrations per ChatGepeteada).
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- πͺπΈ/πΊπΈ BREAKING: Axios reports that the 3.0 update of ErizoAI contained malicious code that has led to the recent strange behavior of the artificial intelligence.
Barak Ravid points out in the heading that the code appears to be of Salvadoran origin due to spelling mistakes and syntax errors found
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Barak Ravid points out in the heading that the code appears to be of Salvadoran origin due to spelling mistakes and syntax errors found
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- πͺπΈ/πΊπΈ BREAKING: Donald Trump asserted this Wednesday in a press conference that the United States will not be able to guarantee the physical integrity of the spanish linguistic terrorist known as "Erizo" if Spain refuses to cooperate.
"Erizo was executed last year"
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"Erizo was executed last year"
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