- 🇸🇻/🇲🇽 BREAKING: Massive protests emerge in El Salvador following Erizo's execution. The Economist reports that the protestors think Erizo is alive and jailed, and it seems that information about his execution has not yet reached Latin American countries.
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- 🇲🇽/🇺🇦/🇺🇸 NEW:
Field Marshal "Cheyo": "When i was deployed in Ukraine, i used to tell all the other soldiers about all the information and intelligence I had gathered through my trusted Telegram and Twitter accounts. I showed them all the photos, numbers, and Excel spreadsheets I had made with the number of casualties, equipment, vehicles, and ammunition we had destroyed."
"The Ukrainian soldiers laughed with happiness at the information and even awarded me the title of Dunin-Kruger which seems like a honorary title in the country."
The cleaner at the airport says he says things like this all the time.
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Field Marshal "Cheyo": "When i was deployed in Ukraine, i used to tell all the other soldiers about all the information and intelligence I had gathered through my trusted Telegram and Twitter accounts. I showed them all the photos, numbers, and Excel spreadsheets I had made with the number of casualties, equipment, vehicles, and ammunition we had destroyed."
"The Ukrainian soldiers laughed with happiness at the information and even awarded me the title of Dunin-Kruger which seems like a honorary title in the country."
The cleaner at the airport says he says things like this all the time.
@CheyoNews
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- 🇻🇪/🇲🇽/🇺🇦/🇺🇸 BREAKING:
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has offered asylum to Field Marshal "Cheyo" after his family's tragic story went viral.
"El orgulloso pueblo de Venezuela ofrece seguridad y un hogar para aquellos que han sido abandonados por el resto de la comunidad internacional, sin importar su color de piel ni su capacidad mental. Estamos orgullosos de nuestros Logopedas "
The last comment seems to refer to the dyslexia and apparent illiterate that Marshal Cheyo shows every time he speaks.
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Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has offered asylum to Field Marshal "Cheyo" after his family's tragic story went viral.
"El orgulloso pueblo de Venezuela ofrece seguridad y un hogar para aquellos que han sido abandonados por el resto de la comunidad internacional, sin importar su color de piel ni su capacidad mental. Estamos orgullosos de nuestros Logopedas "
The last comment seems to refer to the dyslexia and apparent illiterate that Marshal Cheyo shows every time he speaks.
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- 🇻🇪/🇲🇽/🇺🇦/🇺🇸 BREAKING: Field Marshal Cheyo has arrived in Venezuela and received by thousands of venezuelans.
🇻🇪 President Nicolás Maduro:
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🇻🇪 President Nicolás Maduro:
El mariscal Cheyo será recibido por el pueblo de venezuela, pueblo bueno y acogedor. La República Bolivariana triunfará y seguirá el camino de la revolución acompañado de personas cono Cheyo. PRESIDENT TROM, NO WAR, YES PIS, HANDS OFF VENESUELA. TE VAS A SECAL DONAL TROM.
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- 🇻🇪/🇲🇽/🇺🇸/🇮🇱 NEW: Anonymous sources from Venezuela report undercover Mossad agents seen with Cheyo in Caracas, Axios informs.
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- 🇻🇪/🇺🇸 BREAKING: Three American Airforce bombers have been spotted heading to Venezuela. Witnesses in Florida claim to have seen at least a full attack force, consisting between 15 and 20 bombers and numerous fighter planes, but they seem to have turned off their transponders.
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- 🇪🇸/🇺🇸 BREAKING BAD:
OpenAi has just announced a tiered subscription model for #ErizoAi, just 6 days after the controversial execution of the terrorist known as Erizo.
Sam Altman, Open Ai Ceo:
"Since we launched ErizoAI as a way to remember his life, many users have noticed not only a drop in the cadence of comments and responses from their AI, but that these are of lower quality. We are committed to the memory of the deceased and therefore, we have adopted a subscription model that meets the need of our users to honor the memory of Erizo in a better way"
Subscriptions will start at $2.99 (Basic Mourn Tariff), $5.99 (Pretty Sad Tariff), $15.99 (Smart Sadness Tariff), and $34.99 (Sexual Mourning Tariff).
The contents of each rate are yet to be revealed.
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OpenAi has just announced a tiered subscription model for #ErizoAi, just 6 days after the controversial execution of the terrorist known as Erizo.
Sam Altman, Open Ai Ceo:
"Since we launched ErizoAI as a way to remember his life, many users have noticed not only a drop in the cadence of comments and responses from their AI, but that these are of lower quality. We are committed to the memory of the deceased and therefore, we have adopted a subscription model that meets the need of our users to honor the memory of Erizo in a better way"
Subscriptions will start at $2.99 (Basic Mourn Tariff), $5.99 (Pretty Sad Tariff), $15.99 (Smart Sadness Tariff), and $34.99 (Sexual Mourning Tariff).
The contents of each rate are yet to be revealed.
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- 🇻🇪/🇺🇸 PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL:
'We offered negotiations to the Venezuelan government for the past years, which led nowhere. Democrats and their woke politics were making our nation look weak, but that has come to an end. Communists have no respect for the United States of America and we will not tolerate terrorists and drug dealers making fun of the greatest nation in human history. Venezuela will be liberated from the tyranny of Nicolás Maduro once and for all. MAKE VENEZUELA GREAT AGAIN!!'
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'We offered negotiations to the Venezuelan government for the past years, which led nowhere. Democrats and their woke politics were making our nation look weak, but that has come to an end. Communists have no respect for the United States of America and we will not tolerate terrorists and drug dealers making fun of the greatest nation in human history. Venezuela will be liberated from the tyranny of Nicolás Maduro once and for all. MAKE VENEZUELA GREAT AGAIN!!'
@CheyoNews
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- 🇻🇪/🇺🇸 BREAKING: Venezuelan Airforce has been deployed and is currently shooting down American fighters.
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🇭🇳/🇺🇸 BREAKING BAD:
When asked about the destruction of The Savior, Field Marshal Cheyo He said that he would go to the draft to defend The Savior and that his vast knowledge about the war and the information he has about Ukraine would give him an advantage over Honduras.
The Savior is a Prophetic figure in the Evangelical sect, usually associated with Jesus Christ, who will return at the end of days to destroy the enemies of the US, Ukraine and Israel
When asked about the destruction of The Savior, Field Marshal Cheyo He said that he would go to the draft to defend The Savior and that his vast knowledge about the war and the information he has about Ukraine would give him an advantage over Honduras.
The Savior is a Prophetic figure in the Evangelical sect, usually associated with Jesus Christ, who will return at the end of days to destroy the enemies of the US, Ukraine and Israel
- 🇺🇦/🇺🇸 New:
Field Marshal "Cheyo" and Former Anuj News Telegram Group User "Volodymir Krukishtak Slovenia Capischoli Seven" discuss getting shot by Russians is actually, a smart strategy.
They suggest that if you show yourself as a weak enemy, the Russians will then take more territory and somehow this will result in a smart war move
Former Coronel McGregor can't decide if they are talking seriously or is just Cope.
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Field Marshal "Cheyo" and Former Anuj News Telegram Group User "Volodymir Krukishtak Slovenia Capischoli Seven" discuss getting shot by Russians is actually, a smart strategy.
They suggest that if you show yourself as a weak enemy, the Russians will then take more territory and somehow this will result in a smart war move
Former Coronel McGregor can't decide if they are talking seriously or is just Cope.
@CheyoNews
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- 🇺🇦/🇺🇸 New:
After getting overexcited and then disappointed with the "special announcement" from Donald Trump. Field Marshal Cheyo talks about how it's important to stick to the facts on the ground and mocks those who remain in a constant state of Copium.
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After getting overexcited and then disappointed with the "special announcement" from Donald Trump. Field Marshal Cheyo talks about how it's important to stick to the facts on the ground and mocks those who remain in a constant state of Copium.
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- 🇻🇪/🇺🇸 BREAKING: Civil war has oficially broken out in Venezuela. The Democratic Junta, led by Maria Corina Machado has declared itself as the legitimate government of Venezuela and seized control of several provinces throughout the country. Reports suggest that Field Marshal 'Cheyo' has been preparing the rebellion with Israeli support. American troops have landed in the northern provinces and have already occupied most of Caracas. President Nicolás Maduro is supposedly hiding in a bunker in the south, deep in the Amazon rainforest.
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- 🇻🇪/🇺🇸 BREAKING:
Amid reports of explosion of heavy artillery between Venezuelan People's Army and United States, Insurgent Field Marshal Cheyo, has posted in his Twitter Account, a screenshot of his "Blocked Status" of a El Salvador Politic Figure.
Former MFML Commander and Cheyo's Mother to Axios: "¡Puchica!, ¡no loh etuveh criando para que ande flexeando que no lo quieren pelar!
Dictator Leader of El Salvador Nayib Bukele has announced "hard response on any attack to El Salvador nobility"
Editor note: El Salvador It is a mythological figure that is usually confused with an excuse for a country with the same name.
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Amid reports of explosion of heavy artillery between Venezuelan People's Army and United States, Insurgent Field Marshal Cheyo, has posted in his Twitter Account, a screenshot of his "Blocked Status" of a El Salvador Politic Figure.
Former MFML Commander and Cheyo's Mother to Axios: "¡Puchica!, ¡no loh etuveh criando para que ande flexeando que no lo quieren pelar!
Dictator Leader of El Salvador Nayib Bukele has announced "hard response on any attack to El Salvador nobility"
Editor note: El Salvador It is a mythological figure that is usually confused with an excuse for a country with the same name.
@CheyoNews
- 🇻🇪/🇺🇸 NEW: Rebel forces of the Democratic Junta, allied with the United States of America have taken full control of almost every region of Venezuela. President Maduro keeps hiding in a bunker somewhere in the Amazon rainforest, defended by his last loyal officials. Most of the Bolivarian Army has already surrendered to the rebels.
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- 🇻🇪/🇺🇸 BREAKING: Brazilian president Lula da Silva has offered to recognize the rebel forces as the new government of Venezuela in exchange for leaving the southern part of the country controlled by Maduro as a separate entity.
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- 🇪🇸/🇺🇸 NEW:
ErizoAi Update 1.3.0.1
The subscription services for ErizoAI are finally live, and users can pay tribute to Erizo's memory with the different tiers we offer.
The subscription levels for Erizo have been activated; below is a description of each tier.
-$2.99 Basic Mourn Tariff: 5 daily posts from Erizo (not counting those from the free model), a badge with an image of Erizo
-$5.99 Pretty Sad Tariff: Erizo will open a private message to tell you about his daily thoughts, what he misses about being alive, and other silly nonsense.
-$15.99 Smart Sadness Tariff: Erizo will try to convince you to think like him, to use more OpenAI services and their benefits, make your life worse while also giving you access to the database extracted from his brain.
-$34.99 Sexual Mourning Tariff: Erizo will talk to you about spicy things, as well as explain all the advantages of artificial intelligence in your sexual life. It will also be compatible with Bluetooth vibrators and other devices, including the new VPCG System (Vibrations per ChatGepeteada).
@CheyoNews
ErizoAi Update 1.3.0.1
The subscription services for ErizoAI are finally live, and users can pay tribute to Erizo's memory with the different tiers we offer.
The subscription levels for Erizo have been activated; below is a description of each tier.
-$2.99 Basic Mourn Tariff: 5 daily posts from Erizo (not counting those from the free model), a badge with an image of Erizo
-$5.99 Pretty Sad Tariff: Erizo will open a private message to tell you about his daily thoughts, what he misses about being alive, and other silly nonsense.
-$15.99 Smart Sadness Tariff: Erizo will try to convince you to think like him, to use more OpenAI services and their benefits, make your life worse while also giving you access to the database extracted from his brain.
-$34.99 Sexual Mourning Tariff: Erizo will talk to you about spicy things, as well as explain all the advantages of artificial intelligence in your sexual life. It will also be compatible with Bluetooth vibrators and other devices, including the new VPCG System (Vibrations per ChatGepeteada).
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- 🇪🇸/🇺🇸 BREAKING: Axios reports that the 3.0 update of ErizoAI contained malicious code that has led to the recent strange behavior of the artificial intelligence.
Barak Ravid points out in the heading that the code appears to be of Salvadoran origin due to spelling mistakes and syntax errors found
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Barak Ravid points out in the heading that the code appears to be of Salvadoran origin due to spelling mistakes and syntax errors found
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