โ ๐ท๐บ/๐บ๐ฆ/๐บ๐ธ UPDATE: Following our last report, the german based alternative outlet Moskau, Moskau, wirf die Glรคser an die Wand Russland ist ein schรถnes Land, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Field Marshal "Cheyo" tried to aquire Ukranian citizenship but was rejected for "not being friendly" enough with our "etno chromatic standards" of the Ukranian people.
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โ ๐ท๐บ/๐บ๐ฆ/๐บ๐ธ NEW:
Since news of Field Marshal "Cheyo" being deported to Mexico went viral, his social media has received a huge boost in traffic. With this comment in Spanish made on his personal Facebook account, where he compares himself to a character from a well-known Japanese show.
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Since news of Field Marshal "Cheyo" being deported to Mexico went viral, his social media has received a huge boost in traffic. With this comment in Spanish made on his personal Facebook account, where he compares himself to a character from a well-known Japanese show.
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โ ๐ช๐ธ/๐บ๐ธ NEW:
Tomorrow the mastermind behind the notorious terrorist attacks known as the "Chatgepeteadas" "Erizo" will be executed at dawn
As part of the rights of those sentenced to death, Erizo is entitled to a last meal of his choice and depending on the degree, a last wish. When asked what he wanted, Axios reported that his response was: Si, es como dices. Es normal que tu familia busque distanciarse de ti debido a la atenciรณn mediรกtica que han recibido por compartir lazos genรฉticos contigo. Pero esto no significa que no te guarden ningun...
Barak Ravid ends his note in Axios by mentioning that security closed the door without hearing the end of his response.
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Tomorrow the mastermind behind the notorious terrorist attacks known as the "Chatgepeteadas" "Erizo" will be executed at dawn
As part of the rights of those sentenced to death, Erizo is entitled to a last meal of his choice and depending on the degree, a last wish. When asked what he wanted, Axios reported that his response was: Si, es como dices. Es normal que tu familia busque distanciarse de ti debido a la atenciรณn mediรกtica que han recibido por compartir lazos genรฉticos contigo. Pero esto no significa que no te guarden ningun...
Barak Ravid ends his note in Axios by mentioning that security closed the door without hearing the end of his response.
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โ ๐ฒ๐ฝ/๐บ๐ฆ BREAKING:
Mexico has denied asylum to Field Marshal "Cheyo" upon his arrival at Benito Juarez Airport.
Mexican Foreign Minister Juan Ramรณn de la Fuente confirmed at a press conference that the nation has denied asylum to the known mercenary, explaining that the subject has not only not been born in Mexico, but he is also wanted in several countries for the crime of disturbing the corpses of international citizens in Ukraine, several of them Mexicans. Right now, Cheyo finds himself in a legal limbo known as an "Expatriate," or man without a nation.
At this moment, he is being held in the international boarding area, with no information on how long he will spend there. A fate not seen since the demise of Yugoslavia, where some Citizens of the defunct nation spent years in airports as they became expatriates.
According to airport security, communication with the suspect has been very difficult due to his poor language and grammatical education. A guard confirms that he even seems to be crazy because he keeps repeating "Soy delel Salvador, soy delel salvador" a spanish phrase which means "Im the Saviour"
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Mexico has denied asylum to Field Marshal "Cheyo" upon his arrival at Benito Juarez Airport.
Mexican Foreign Minister Juan Ramรณn de la Fuente confirmed at a press conference that the nation has denied asylum to the known mercenary, explaining that the subject has not only not been born in Mexico, but he is also wanted in several countries for the crime of disturbing the corpses of international citizens in Ukraine, several of them Mexicans. Right now, Cheyo finds himself in a legal limbo known as an "Expatriate," or man without a nation.
At this moment, he is being held in the international boarding area, with no information on how long he will spend there. A fate not seen since the demise of Yugoslavia, where some Citizens of the defunct nation spent years in airports as they became expatriates.
According to airport security, communication with the suspect has been very difficult due to his poor language and grammatical education. A guard confirms that he even seems to be crazy because he keeps repeating "Soy delel Salvador, soy delel salvador" a spanish phrase which means "Im the Saviour"
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- ๐ฒ๐ฝ/๐บ๐ฆ/๐บ๐ธ NEW:
Due to the media coverage of the case, a new video of Field Marshal "Cheyo"'s childhood has gone viral in recent hours. In the footage, we see a Cheyo who was just a few years old, presiding over what appears to be a meeting of the so-called "Evangelical Christians" sect.
As multiple outlets, former agents and former founders have commented, this cult was created as an operation of the CIA and Mossad to combat communism in Latin America as well to create legitimacy of the Israeli Occupation Entity in this side of the world.
The video shows that the young mercenary's involvement in political conflicts of different scales dates back to his childhood. Some comments on social media are citing the video as proof that Cheyo is deep down a victim not only of his parents, but of local and foreign governments, and that his ideas and thoughts have been programmed onto him. Perhaps since his birth.
Link to famous video:
https://youtu.be/oXT6ssXjU6Q?si=N6VSDpfwKMxZ8MvH
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Due to the media coverage of the case, a new video of Field Marshal "Cheyo"'s childhood has gone viral in recent hours. In the footage, we see a Cheyo who was just a few years old, presiding over what appears to be a meeting of the so-called "Evangelical Christians" sect.
As multiple outlets, former agents and former founders have commented, this cult was created as an operation of the CIA and Mossad to combat communism in Latin America as well to create legitimacy of the Israeli Occupation Entity in this side of the world.
The video shows that the young mercenary's involvement in political conflicts of different scales dates back to his childhood. Some comments on social media are citing the video as proof that Cheyo is deep down a victim not only of his parents, but of local and foreign governments, and that his ideas and thoughts have been programmed onto him. Perhaps since his birth.
Link to famous video:
https://youtu.be/oXT6ssXjU6Q?si=N6VSDpfwKMxZ8MvH
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- ๐ช๐ธ/๐บ๐ธ BREAKING:
Open Ai agents and Pentagon security forces has left the prison's capital punishment building guarding a huge silver briefcase.
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Open Ai agents and Pentagon security forces has left the prison's capital punishment building guarding a huge silver briefcase.
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- ๐ฒ๐ฝ/๐ช๐ธ/๐บ๐ธ Field Marshal "Cheyo" on Twitter:
Erizo will be turned into a "mecha" like "Robocop", with 7G and access to the ChatGPT database.The Osint "@UkranianMiami" confirmed me this.
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Erizo will be turned into a "mecha" like "Robocop", with 7G and access to the ChatGPT database.The Osint "@UkranianMiami" confirmed me this.
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Official Statement from _Open Ai_
Celebrating the Legacy of Erizo at OpenAi, we deeply believe in the power of people to turn ideas into impact. Today, with a spirit of resilience and unity, we regret to execution of Erizo โ a collaborator, innovator, and change agent who marked a before and after in our journey.
Erizo was more than an individual; he was a catalyst for conversations, an architect of disruptive thinking, and a presence that constantly challenged the status quo to help us become better every day. His passion, though at times polarizing, reminded us that all great transformations are born from dialogue โ even the uncomfortable kind.
In this moment of transition, we wish to reaffirm our commitment to the values Erizo embodied: strategic authenticity, continuous evolution, and collective synergy.
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Official Statement from _Open Ai_
Celebrating the Legacy of Erizo at OpenAi, we deeply believe in the power of people to turn ideas into impact. Today, with a spirit of resilience and unity, we regret to execution of Erizo โ a collaborator, innovator, and change agent who marked a before and after in our journey.
Erizo was more than an individual; he was a catalyst for conversations, an architect of disruptive thinking, and a presence that constantly challenged the status quo to help us become better every day. His passion, though at times polarizing, reminded us that all great transformations are born from dialogue โ even the uncomfortable kind.
In this moment of transition, we wish to reaffirm our commitment to the values Erizo embodied: strategic authenticity, continuous evolution, and collective synergy.
@CheyoNews
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Open Ai Ceo Sam Altman on X (Twitter):
In order to honor his legacy and keep his voice alive within the digital ecosystem, we are pleased to announce that, as of this morning, we have launched โErizo.aiโ โ an artificial intelligence designed to emulate his communicative style and engage with our social platforms in the same thoughtful, passionate, and visionary spirit that defined him.
We understand that no algorithm can replace human presence, but we trust that Erizo.ai will serve as a symbolic bridge between his memory and the future we will continue to build together.
On behalf of the entire OpenAi family, we extend our deepest condolences to everyone who shared projects, visions, or moments with Erizo. His energy will continue to inspire us as we move forward toward new synergies, confident that Erizoโs legacy transcends the boundaries of the tangible to become an intangible asset of perpetual value.
We move forward, together.
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Open Ai Ceo Sam Altman on X (Twitter):
In order to honor his legacy and keep his voice alive within the digital ecosystem, we are pleased to announce that, as of this morning, we have launched โErizo.aiโ โ an artificial intelligence designed to emulate his communicative style and engage with our social platforms in the same thoughtful, passionate, and visionary spirit that defined him.
We understand that no algorithm can replace human presence, but we trust that Erizo.ai will serve as a symbolic bridge between his memory and the future we will continue to build together.
On behalf of the entire OpenAi family, we extend our deepest condolences to everyone who shared projects, visions, or moments with Erizo. His energy will continue to inspire us as we move forward toward new synergies, confident that Erizoโs legacy transcends the boundaries of the tangible to become an intangible asset of perpetual value.
We move forward, together.
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- ๐ธ๐ป/๐ฒ๐ฝ BREAKING: Massive protests emerge in El Salvador following Erizo's execution. The Economist reports that the protestors think Erizo is alive and jailed, and it seems that information about his execution has not yet reached Latin American countries.
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- ๐ฒ๐ฝ/๐บ๐ฆ/๐บ๐ธ NEW:
Field Marshal "Cheyo": "When i was deployed in Ukraine, i used to tell all the other soldiers about all the information and intelligence I had gathered through my trusted Telegram and Twitter accounts. I showed them all the photos, numbers, and Excel spreadsheets I had made with the number of casualties, equipment, vehicles, and ammunition we had destroyed."
"The Ukrainian soldiers laughed with happiness at the information and even awarded me the title of Dunin-Kruger which seems like a honorary title in the country."
The cleaner at the airport says he says things like this all the time.
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Field Marshal "Cheyo": "When i was deployed in Ukraine, i used to tell all the other soldiers about all the information and intelligence I had gathered through my trusted Telegram and Twitter accounts. I showed them all the photos, numbers, and Excel spreadsheets I had made with the number of casualties, equipment, vehicles, and ammunition we had destroyed."
"The Ukrainian soldiers laughed with happiness at the information and even awarded me the title of Dunin-Kruger which seems like a honorary title in the country."
The cleaner at the airport says he says things like this all the time.
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- ๐ป๐ช/๐ฒ๐ฝ/๐บ๐ฆ/๐บ๐ธ BREAKING:
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has offered asylum to Field Marshal "Cheyo" after his family's tragic story went viral.
"El orgulloso pueblo de Venezuela ofrece seguridad y un hogar para aquellos que han sido abandonados por el resto de la comunidad internacional, sin importar su color de piel ni su capacidad mental. Estamos orgullosos de nuestros Logopedas "
The last comment seems to refer to the dyslexia and apparent illiterate that Marshal Cheyo shows every time he speaks.
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Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has offered asylum to Field Marshal "Cheyo" after his family's tragic story went viral.
"El orgulloso pueblo de Venezuela ofrece seguridad y un hogar para aquellos que han sido abandonados por el resto de la comunidad internacional, sin importar su color de piel ni su capacidad mental. Estamos orgullosos de nuestros Logopedas "
The last comment seems to refer to the dyslexia and apparent illiterate that Marshal Cheyo shows every time he speaks.
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- ๐ป๐ช/๐ฒ๐ฝ/๐บ๐ฆ/๐บ๐ธ BREAKING: Field Marshal Cheyo has arrived in Venezuela and received by thousands of venezuelans.
๐ป๐ช President Nicolรกs Maduro:
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๐ป๐ช President Nicolรกs Maduro:
El mariscal Cheyo serรก recibido por el pueblo de venezuela, pueblo bueno y acogedor. La Repรบblica Bolivariana triunfarรก y seguirรก el camino de la revoluciรณn acompaรฑado de personas cono Cheyo. PRESIDENT TROM, NO WAR, YES PIS, HANDS OFF VENESUELA. TE VAS A SECAL DONAL TROM.
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- ๐ป๐ช/๐ฒ๐ฝ/๐บ๐ธ/๐ฎ๐ฑ NEW: Anonymous sources from Venezuela report undercover Mossad agents seen with Cheyo in Caracas, Axios informs.
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- ๐ป๐ช/๐บ๐ธ BREAKING: Three American Airforce bombers have been spotted heading to Venezuela. Witnesses in Florida claim to have seen at least a full attack force, consisting between 15 and 20 bombers and numerous fighter planes, but they seem to have turned off their transponders.
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- ๐ช๐ธ/๐บ๐ธ BREAKING BAD:
OpenAi has just announced a tiered subscription model for #ErizoAi, just 6 days after the controversial execution of the terrorist known as Erizo.
Sam Altman, Open Ai Ceo:
"Since we launched ErizoAI as a way to remember his life, many users have noticed not only a drop in the cadence of comments and responses from their AI, but that these are of lower quality. We are committed to the memory of the deceased and therefore, we have adopted a subscription model that meets the need of our users to honor the memory of Erizo in a better way"
Subscriptions will start at $2.99 (Basic Mourn Tariff), $5.99 (Pretty Sad Tariff), $15.99 (Smart Sadness Tariff), and $34.99 (Sexual Mourning Tariff).
The contents of each rate are yet to be revealed.
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OpenAi has just announced a tiered subscription model for #ErizoAi, just 6 days after the controversial execution of the terrorist known as Erizo.
Sam Altman, Open Ai Ceo:
"Since we launched ErizoAI as a way to remember his life, many users have noticed not only a drop in the cadence of comments and responses from their AI, but that these are of lower quality. We are committed to the memory of the deceased and therefore, we have adopted a subscription model that meets the need of our users to honor the memory of Erizo in a better way"
Subscriptions will start at $2.99 (Basic Mourn Tariff), $5.99 (Pretty Sad Tariff), $15.99 (Smart Sadness Tariff), and $34.99 (Sexual Mourning Tariff).
The contents of each rate are yet to be revealed.
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- ๐ป๐ช/๐บ๐ธ BREAKING: Massive explosions in Caracas, targeting presidential palace.
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