When you find the perfect conversation partner on the very first search : 🥂

Me and my wild desire to disappear from society for a couple of days and just chill in chatus 😞

Me: Living and spending money like there's no tomorrow 🙂

Tomorrow: Arrives 😒

❤️@chatus

By the way, congratulations everyone: We’ve successfully pissed away 50% of the summer 😎 @chatus

❤️@chatus

POV: I want to send a photo of myself to my chat partner

Hmm, no, I'm kind of weird here...
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I don't like this at all
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What's wrong with my face? 🤦‍♀️
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*Deletes photo*

This is me lying and thinking about what I should have written to my chat partner from ❤️@chatus, who hung up after my "Hi MF?"

❤️@chatus