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"Elephant" (a joke)
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”🤦
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"Elephant" (a joke)
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”🤦
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10 most commonly misspelled words in English
10. Accomodate❌
This is one that often shows up in business communications, so you want to make sure you get it right. It actually takes two c's and two m's.
Correct spelling: accommodate✅
9. Wich ❌
It seems hard to believe that you could put down "wich" when you really meant "which" -- but this one has more than two million mentions in the Oxford Dictionary's corpus, more mentions than any other word on this list.
Correct spelling: which✅
8. Recieve ❌
Despite the fact that this is drilled in elementary school and beyond, it's apparently still challenging to remember that the rule is ... (all together now) "i before e, except after c." This is one of the c's in question.
Correct spelling: receive✅
7. Untill ❌
This was originally the correct spelling of the word ... in the Middle Ages. We've (arguably) advanced since that period of human history, and the word only has one "l" these days. You can also get away with the abbreviation 'til, if you're feeling bold (it's still grammatically correct).
Correct spelling: until✅
6. Occured❌
Similar to accommodate, you've got double consonants in this one. It might also occur to you that there's only one r in the word when it's in present tense, which makes it extra confusing. Welcome to English.
Correct spelling: occurred✅
5. Seperate❌
Again, you want to get this right in business settings, such as when telling your team to "send separate emails" to different clients.
Correct spelling: separate✅
4. Goverment ❌
You've got to govern in order to have a government. Don't forget about that n in there.
Correct spelling: government✅
3. Definately ❌
This is definitely one you want to get right. If you just remember, "I want to get it right," then you can remember that there's an i in the middle there, not an a.
Correct spelling: definitely✅
2. Pharoah❌
Probably not one that'll come up a lot at work (unless you've got quite the totalitarian C-suite), but still good to know. Also an idea for a Halloween costume.
Correct spelling: pharaoh✅
1. Publically❌
Whether you use it privately or publicly, this is one you want to make sure is correct.
Correct spelling: publicly✅
Source: Inc.
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10. Accomodate❌
This is one that often shows up in business communications, so you want to make sure you get it right. It actually takes two c's and two m's.
Correct spelling: accommodate✅
9. Wich ❌
It seems hard to believe that you could put down "wich" when you really meant "which" -- but this one has more than two million mentions in the Oxford Dictionary's corpus, more mentions than any other word on this list.
Correct spelling: which✅
8. Recieve ❌
Despite the fact that this is drilled in elementary school and beyond, it's apparently still challenging to remember that the rule is ... (all together now) "i before e, except after c." This is one of the c's in question.
Correct spelling: receive✅
7. Untill ❌
This was originally the correct spelling of the word ... in the Middle Ages. We've (arguably) advanced since that period of human history, and the word only has one "l" these days. You can also get away with the abbreviation 'til, if you're feeling bold (it's still grammatically correct).
Correct spelling: until✅
6. Occured❌
Similar to accommodate, you've got double consonants in this one. It might also occur to you that there's only one r in the word when it's in present tense, which makes it extra confusing. Welcome to English.
Correct spelling: occurred✅
5. Seperate❌
Again, you want to get this right in business settings, such as when telling your team to "send separate emails" to different clients.
Correct spelling: separate✅
4. Goverment ❌
You've got to govern in order to have a government. Don't forget about that n in there.
Correct spelling: government✅
3. Definately ❌
This is definitely one you want to get right. If you just remember, "I want to get it right," then you can remember that there's an i in the middle there, not an a.
Correct spelling: definitely✅
2. Pharoah❌
Probably not one that'll come up a lot at work (unless you've got quite the totalitarian C-suite), but still good to know. Also an idea for a Halloween costume.
Correct spelling: pharaoh✅
1. Publically❌
Whether you use it privately or publicly, this is one you want to make sure is correct.
Correct spelling: publicly✅
Source: Inc.
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Short story
Salty coffee
He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was average looking, shy and awkward.
At the end of the party, he finally summoned some courage to invite the girl to have coffee with him. She was surprised, but out of politeness, she accepted his invitation to go on a date. They both sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, waiting for coffee. With him being so shy and awkward around her, It seemed like the conversation between them would never start.
The coffee was brought and suddenly, he asked the waiter. “Would you please get me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee!” Everyone at the cafe stared at him with a strange look! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, “Why this unusual habit?” He took a couple of sips and replied, “When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there.” While saying that tears filled his eyes.
She was deeply touched. That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has realized his responsibility for his family … She then started talking about her childhood, her faraway hometown, and her family.
That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their love story. They continued to date. She found that actually, he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good man and had it not been for the salt in the coffee, she’d never have really known him!
The rest of the story was just like any other beautiful love story: they finally got married, and they lived a very happy married life. And sure! every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, just the way he liked it! After 40 years of marital bliss, he died after a short illness.
One day, she found a letter he had left for her which said,
“My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life’s lie. This was the only lie I said to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually, I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything… Now I’m dying, so I tell you the truth, I don’t like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste… But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again.
Please forgive me, darling.. for lying to you first in that Coffee Shop and then not telling you the truth every time you made coffee for me! I am not lying now when I say, I couldn’t have that coffee any other way! – still madly in love with you”
Tears fell down her cheek as she finished reading the letter.
If anybody asks her: “How did that salted coffee taste?” “It’s sweet.” She always replied.
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Salty coffee
He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was average looking, shy and awkward.
At the end of the party, he finally summoned some courage to invite the girl to have coffee with him. She was surprised, but out of politeness, she accepted his invitation to go on a date. They both sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, waiting for coffee. With him being so shy and awkward around her, It seemed like the conversation between them would never start.
The coffee was brought and suddenly, he asked the waiter. “Would you please get me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee!” Everyone at the cafe stared at him with a strange look! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, “Why this unusual habit?” He took a couple of sips and replied, “When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there.” While saying that tears filled his eyes.
She was deeply touched. That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has realized his responsibility for his family … She then started talking about her childhood, her faraway hometown, and her family.
That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their love story. They continued to date. She found that actually, he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good man and had it not been for the salt in the coffee, she’d never have really known him!
The rest of the story was just like any other beautiful love story: they finally got married, and they lived a very happy married life. And sure! every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, just the way he liked it! After 40 years of marital bliss, he died after a short illness.
One day, she found a letter he had left for her which said,
“My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life’s lie. This was the only lie I said to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually, I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything… Now I’m dying, so I tell you the truth, I don’t like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste… But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again.
Please forgive me, darling.. for lying to you first in that Coffee Shop and then not telling you the truth every time you made coffee for me! I am not lying now when I say, I couldn’t have that coffee any other way! – still madly in love with you”
Tears fell down her cheek as she finished reading the letter.
If anybody asks her: “How did that salted coffee taste?” “It’s sweet.” She always replied.
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O'qituvchi: Artikl qachon ishlatiladi ?
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O'qituvchi : I don't know nima degani?
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Talaba: Bilmiman
O'qituvchi: Artikl qachon ishlatiladi ?
O'quvchi : Bilmimaan!
O'qituvchi : I don't know nima degani?
O'quvchi : Bilmimaaan!😏
O'qituvchi : Bahoyingiz 4 . O'tdingiz, tabriklayman. Dadangizga salom ayting!
Yordam berishga har doim imkon bor😂
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When did you last feel happy?
When will you be again?
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When will you be again?
Rediscover it !
Share with your close friends😊!
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The story translated from Uzbek by one of our students
One day a number of men went to mountain to search gold. The only intention they had was to be rich. They met lots of challenges on the way. It was hardly possible to walk on sunny day as it was too hot that not every one could bear. Sometimes it was too cold. As times went by, they reached a secret way through the cave where it was allowed to pass just only once. There was a magic that a person could use that way once in their lives. It was light at the beginning of the way but it was getting darker and darker after a while. There were a lot of stones which presented some difficulties for them to walk. The leader of the team told others to take those stones in order to help others who might come afterwards. Some of them took lots of stones, some of them took few while others took nothing and some pretended to be holding tons of stones. They spent some time walking through that way. They saw a sunlight and found out that they reached the end of the cave. Everybody became happy for a while until they threw their stones to the ground; they got shocked beacause those stones were gold. Every member became sad: those who got less cried a lot. Those who pretended to be holding regretted much. Even those who got a lot regretted a bit because they wanted more than they got.
Moral of the story : Time is our gold given by God but very few people can notice that! Some people use it more effectively, others don't !
#Let's value our time !
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One day a number of men went to mountain to search gold. The only intention they had was to be rich. They met lots of challenges on the way. It was hardly possible to walk on sunny day as it was too hot that not every one could bear. Sometimes it was too cold. As times went by, they reached a secret way through the cave where it was allowed to pass just only once. There was a magic that a person could use that way once in their lives. It was light at the beginning of the way but it was getting darker and darker after a while. There were a lot of stones which presented some difficulties for them to walk. The leader of the team told others to take those stones in order to help others who might come afterwards. Some of them took lots of stones, some of them took few while others took nothing and some pretended to be holding tons of stones. They spent some time walking through that way. They saw a sunlight and found out that they reached the end of the cave. Everybody became happy for a while until they threw their stones to the ground; they got shocked beacause those stones were gold. Every member became sad: those who got less cried a lot. Those who pretended to be holding regretted much. Even those who got a lot regretted a bit because they wanted more than they got.
Moral of the story : Time is our gold given by God but very few people can notice that! Some people use it more effectively, others don't !
#Let's value our time !
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