Would yall ape a coin If I owned 90% of it?

Supply control type beat

Downsin and Pow shoutout same night goes crazy.

Any niggas up rn?

Join the homie TMH nigglets channel 🤝

Wow 811 , we cookin 🧑‍🍳

Chair Ik you’re here bounce me to 911

please let me be in the timeline where Solana goes to $1,000 and Wojak pulls a Pepe

Affirm

Much love nigga taxes

Kind words from Chairman

No idea what you just said TMH, but (real)

We make generational wealth next 2 years

There is no better feeling than watching all the axiom fags on Twitter realizing they're all washed and broke and slowly dropping off the face of the earth to go back to high school or whatever them niggas should be doing

I'm going to absolutely giga print in 2026 and I'm gonna make sure all you fags eat too 🔥🔥

Pump lawsuit update goes crazy ngl

“I’m going to rape you max”

💀

I decided to put $15,000 into Nobody at these levels for one simple reason. Memes are evolving.
The next phase of this cycle won’t be faceless coins with no direction. Capital will rotate into real brands that generate revenue and consistently reinvest it back into the token.
The hard truth is memes don’t survive long term without teams. That model is exhausted. Doge is the exception, not the rule. Sustainability requires execution.
What separates Nobody Sausage is the Web2 to Web3 bridge. They’re capturing mainstream attention without forcing crypto down anyone’s throat. Users engage because it’s fun, not because it’s a token. Think Chuck E. Cheese tickets. The crypto rails sit quietly in the background while mindshare compounds.
The buyback structure is the real tell. A $5M commitment to buying the token is extremely rare. We’ve only seen that level of conviction with names like Pengu and Bonk. Funds recognize that when there is guaranteed demand paired with a growing brand, the upside in mindshare becomes asymmetric.
On top of that, Nobody Sausage is working on major Web2 collaborations outside of crypto. Real brands. Adidas. Sephora. Names that don’t want crypto exposure but are happy to collaborate with a viral brand. They pay $100k to $200k per campaign and that revenue flows directly into buybacks. Crypto stays hidden. Everyone wins.
That’s the model. Real brand. Real revenue. Real buy pressure.
At these levels the risk reward made sense to me. This isn’t a vibes trade. It’s a bet on where memes are heading next.
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