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So today I mixed sugar with flour and sold it as prime cocaine to some retard hobo I found going on about something called "jobcelmaxxing"
so today I did cocaine, gotta say it was highly dissapointing. Always figured it would have me bouncing off the walls, either cause of drinking beer or adhd-autism it was just like 3x strength caffiene
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Heavy Racism and Drinking
If you feel alone, remember you're not.
try me, I'm inebriated and heavily armed
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🏍 🇵🇱 🇺🇸 May the 4th: Volonaut Airbike Speeding Through the Forest Looks Like a Scene from Star Wars

Meet Tomasz Patan, a Polish inventor who’s been chasing the thrill of flight for years. His new design, the Volonaut Airbike, makes that dream a reality: a single seater that hovers and zooms through the air, all powered by propulsion jets.

Patan used his experience with battery powered flyers to push the limits here. Instead of spinning propellers or big wings, the Airbike generates lift and speed with tiny jet engines – four micro-turbines hidden inside the chassis. These engines fire downwards for vertical takeoff and then tilt to propel forward motion, eliminating the drag of exposed blades. Riders sit in a basic motorcycle-like seat, with handlebars that feed into a flight computer designed to do all the heavy lifting for balance. One hand twists for thrust and the other steers, with joysticks on the grips controlling pitch and yaw. Sensors constantly monitor the horizon and adjust output to keep the bike level even in gusts.

The frame is made of carbon fiber, braided tight and light with computer aided design and 3D printed joints. At 66 pounds empty, the Airbike is one third the weight of a dirt bike, so one person can carry it to a launch point without breaking a sweat. Add a 209 pound pilot and the total is under the ultralight regulations in the US, so no pilot’s license is required in recreational zones. Fuel is normal avgas piped into a tiny tank for 20-30 minute flights on a full tank, long enough to loop a valley or explore a ridge. The prototype has a top speed of 124 mph but the production model will be limited to 63 mph for certification.

Preorders started in August 2025 for batches limited to dozens per year, with deliveries slated for mid 2026. Each one is priced at $880,000 so it’s more for collectors and explorers who chase horizons over highways. To ensure top quality the Airbikes are assembled in Polish factories with composites from aerospace suppliers.


📎 Volonaut
Imagine drunk driving that mfer
imagine robbing a bank and this is your getaway vehicle
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Ok actually I hope gas prices never go down now
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NEVER REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
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Lucas gage is now pro jew apparently lmao
Jews feeding him pizzas must have flipped him
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📺 A study published in PS: Political Science & Politics found that white Americans who regularly get political news from Fox News show significantly higher support for the Great Replacement Theory. 📈 Researchers tracked individual viewers over time and found…
"I just put theory after a phenomenon describing reality, debunking it"
proponents of this stupid ass rhetoric trick are generally more prone to fall for communism conspiracy theory or transgenderism conspiracy theories
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gas prices rising theory
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Wiggerlab quitting his job theory
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nobody actually believes you're a woman we can see your stubble and we're as polite as necessary to avoid you killing yourself in front of us theory
Lucas gage is retarded theory
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Goodbye groyper. Theory is my new favorite thing to end an absurd sentence with.
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Lucas gage getting rugpulled by stew peters so hard he now loves jews theory