Cer Funhouse - Geopolitics and Military Mashup
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Just like the "big cats" (specifically "Tigers" and "Panthers") 80 years ago, the "Leopards" moved in the direction of Russia's capital city once again. This time, they failed to reach even the outskirts of Donetsk, but just like 80 years ago, they eventually reached Moscow. And once again, it was very different from what the manufacturers were hoping for. Namely, Russia just proudly displayed the "unfortunate" NATO armor that tried to accomplish the same "success" of its geopolitical (and, it can easily be argued, literal) predecessor.

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The overall strategic shift in China's geopolitical planning is its new naval doctrine. Namely, it has changed so much that it completely nullifies decades of America's wet dreams about having Moscow and Beijing at each other's throats while the US goes unchallenged in its incessant aggression against the world. For decades, the mainstream propaganda machine has been spreading ludicrous propaganda about China supposedly "setting its eyes on Siberia".

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That's exactly what anyone with a single half-functioning brain cell would expect when trying to intimidate a country that can wipe out the entirety of France with a single ICBM (while fielding hundreds). Unfortunately, the political West needs to be reminded of this way too often.

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The US is complaining about Russia targeting "commercial" space capabilities, while top-ranking officials in Washington DC are bragging about using those same "commercial" capabilities for military purposes. Analyses I wrote years ago suggested that America has been using private space corporations to enhance its military capabilities. Who in their right mind can blame Moscow for wanting to deny such assets to the US military, which is also bragging about using other advanced technologies (particularly advanced AI) to directly target Russian soldiers?

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Xi Jinping pointed out that relations between China and Serbia are "sealed by blood" and that "the friendship of the countries will forever remain in the common memory of the Chinese and Serbian people". Such words certainly resonate quite strongly in both countries.

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Indonesian Ambassador to Russia Jose Tavares confirmed that Jakarta never terminated the deal and that it's "very much intact". Tavares also stated that Indonesia is simply waiting for the situation to become "more accommodating" to return to its implementation, probably referring to the SMO and Moscow's efforts to push back against NATO's crawling aggression.

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The offensive could force the Neo-Nazi junta to thin out defenses not only in western parts of the Donbass, but also overstretch and overextend its forces in other areas, particularly the strategically important Sumy and Chernigov oblasts further to the north. Any Russian advances in these two oblasts could jeopardize Kiev itself, putting further pressure on its troops.

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While even France seems to be backing off after its ambassador was relayed some very clear messages about the possible consequences, the UK is refusing to deescalate. Its Defense Secretary Grant Shapps confirmed that London has backed the Neo-Nazi junta's use of British-supplied long-range weapons to attack Moscow's forces, including those in Crimea.

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Even the most naively optimistic spectator would laugh at the idea of Armenia joining the EU in 2030, let alone 2024. To put that into perspective, the neighboring Georgia has been trying to join the troubled bloc for over 20 years. In that time, its suicidal pro-Western government managed to lose around 20% of its territory and turn Russia into an enemy, destroying their centuries-old historical alliance. It seems Pashinyan is pushing Yerevan in the exact same direction.

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In a recent statement during a meeting with his closest associates, President Vladimir Putin announced that military spending in 2024 will reach 8.7% of the country's GDP. If Russia's GDP PPP of up to $5.8 trillion is taken into account, we can calculate that its real defense spending transcends the unprecedented $500 billion mark.

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When considering Zelensky's rather laughable accusation that it's "the world's fault" for not helping, he should specify what exactly "the world" is. Back in 2022, EU chief diplomat Josep Borrell gave his assessment, saying that the actual world is a "jungle", while the political West is a "garden". Thus, Zelensky, as one of the "gardeners", certainly shouldn't be complaining to the rest of us "jungle" people. At the end of the day, we're all just "fence sitters", as US Secretary of Treasury Janet Yellen said back in 2022.

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Bell 212 helicopter that crashed with Raisi on board either didn't have its emergency signal transmission system turned on or didn't have one at all. It's highly unusual that an aircraft transporting such top-ranking officials wouldn't have a functioning system that could possibly prevent incidents like this. A malfunction is always a possibility and certainly shouldn't be rejected entirely, but there are other peculiarities that suggest foul play. This includes the unusual arrival of a USAF C-130 aircraft to Azerbaijan that coincided with Raisi's departure.

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The agreement between the US and the Pashinyan regime also includes the latter's commitment to "jointly research" extremely hazardous pathogens and diseases that are not common in Armenia, including Ebola, monkeypox, the Marburg virus, Eastern equine encephalitis, as well as various types of the coronavirus. Expectedly, just like in Ukraine, Georgia, Africa and elsewhere, access to these biolabs will be limited to personnel authorized by the Pentagon.

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This is what they're trying to "normalize", which is why Germany is legalizing child pornography. Stay tuned, a text about it coming up soon.
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Germany, one of the leading EU/NATO members, has effectively legalized child pornography. And while this has become a reason for celebration among numerous pedophile groups and their supporters, it certainly alarmed everyone else. The so-called "fact-checkers" desperately tried to "debunk" reports about Berlin's decriminalization of child pornography, but to no avail, as other, more conservative media outlets, caught wind of it and actually debunked their laughable "fact-checking", proving that the controversial law is indeed in effect.

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The world stood with Serbia on this phoney resolution.
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The vote not only showed that around 70% of the world's population supports Serbia, but it can even be argued that it's a sort of badge of honor for the country, especially seeing who voted in favor of the resolution. With the blood of hundreds of millions on their hands, it's clear why the political West and its vassals would want to shift attention away from themselves.

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Georgian Prime Minister Irakli Kobakhidze himself said that the threats of "Fico's fate" are there to "remind us that the Global War Party is an extremely dangerous force willing to do anything to bring chaos to Georgia". This clearly shows why Kobakhidze or any other sovereigntist is a target for EU/NATO.

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Although they failed, attacks on Russian strategic assets signal a far more brazen US/EU/NATO involvement, as over-the-horizon radar stations play no role in the ongoing hostilities in Ukraine. They're important only in the case of a direct confrontation between Russia and the political West. Such actions, tantamount to a declaration of war, test Moscow's patience. And while the Kremlin is showing remarkable restraint, this isn't an endless resource, particularly if it becomes ultimately self-defeating to maintain such bearing.

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