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The turd you can’t flush.
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American's are finally starting to realize that their fruit isn't fruit anymore.

Most people are unaware that the American food supply is saturated with genetically modified organisms.

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Just got a letter from the US Department of Justice, confirming the guy who swatted me the first three times, is now serving 4 years in prison.

FAFO - that’s two people now who have threatened me who are behind bars.

There are serious consequences now for these leftists who threaten our lives.

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Multiple Spencer Pratt voters have contacted me saying their signatures were rejected and their ballots were not counted. Here is the letter they get.

More than 200,000 Californians have had their ballots rejected since 2020. This is what happens when you don’t require voter ID. If a machine can identify your party registration, people have every right to question whether the process can be manipulated.

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Forwarded from Robert F. Kennedy Jr
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⚠️ BIOLOGICAL AGE SCAN: YOU ARE AGING 3.2x FASTER THAN YOUR DNA ALLOWS.

Your mitochondria are running at 31% capacity.
Your inflammation markers are 4x above baseline.
Your cellular regeneration stopped keeping up 6 years ago.

You feel it every morning. The stiffness. The fog. The fatigue that coffee can't fix.

This is not aging. This is cellular collapse.



The military solved this in 2019.

Three frequencies. One mat. 20 minutes lying down.

— 660nm red light penetrates 8mm into tissue. Triggers ATP production. Your cells wake up.
— 850nm near-infrared reaches bone, joint, organ. Repairs what you can't feel yet.
— PEMF at 1-30 Hz recharges your cellular voltage from 20mV back to 70mV.

The same protocol that returned injured operators to active duty in 11 days instead of 90.



First 30 days:
→ Deep sleep increases by 38 minutes
→ Morning stiffness drops by 74%
→ Inflammation (CRP) decreases by 41%
→ Recovery time cut in half

You don't take anything. You don't swallow anything. You lie down. Your cells do the rest.



This was a $180,000 system in a military recovery facility.

It's now in your living room.

30-day home trial. Full refund if your body doesn't respond.

Your cells are 3.2x behind schedule. Every day you wait, the gap widens.

https://cutt.ly/MedBedRedTherapy ⭐️
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Exactly what I said a few days ago. They’ll let Steve Hilton get to the runoff, just to say “see, we don’t cheat.”

Then they’ll cheat in the runoff.

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A federal grand jury has just INDICTED a DEMOCRAT Georgia lawmaker for fraud, who is a known supporter of Black Lives Matter and defunding the police

State Rep. Karen Bennett allegedly DEFRAUDED the pandemic unemployment assistance program

Is EVERY Democrat involved in fraud?!

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THE US IS SEIZING KHARG ISLAND AND IRAN'S OIL — PRESIDENT TRUMP

He's doing it...Iran will be hit "VERY HARD TONIGHT"

"At some point in the not too distant future, we will be taking Kharg Island, and other oil infrastructure points, and assume total control of their Oil and Gas Markets, much like we have with Venezuela, which is working out brilliantly for both Venezuela and the United States of America."

IRAN SCREWED UP!

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🔻MedBed Home Therapy — designed and built for home use. The exact same technology as MedBed, now available in your own home.

The MedBed Therapy mat uses 1,280 high-power LEDs to deliver targeted 660nm and 850nm frequencies — the exact wavelengths used in secret military regeneration programs.

It doesn’t just “soothe.” It rebuilds you from the inside out. Liver, kidneys, lungs — every organ is targeted and restored to its peak function.

Under President Trump’s directive, the TrumpRX program now subsidizes 90% of the cost for every patriot.

Stop managing symptoms. Start reversing the damage.

Secure your MedBed Therapy mat while the program is active:⬇️

https://cutt.ly/MedBedHomeTherapyOfficial ✅️
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Here's one of the many segments CBS News put out before the 2020 election in which they claimed that Hunter Biden's laptop was a Russian disinformation campaign.

Did they ever apologize for misleading people? Of course not. They did though admit after the election that the laptop was most likely authentic.

CBS News also heavily spread the "Russian bounties" hoax before the 2020 election, only to report after the election that rumors of Russia putting bounties on our soldiers in Afghanistan may have been untrue.

When the left cries that Bari Weiss is "destroying" CBS News, what they really mean is that she is messing with what used to be a functional arm of the DNC.

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Look at what these Biolabs were MANUFACTURING…

Anthrax, Tularaemia, Tuberculosis, Swine Fever, New Castles Disease, MERS, SARS, Marburg and Ebola

THERE MUST BE ARRESTS

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Elon Musk earns a trillion dollars, the Left has a meltdown,

The government steals half your paycheck for trillions of dollars a year, the Left cheers.

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Remember when Mitt Romney said that her mentioning this was treason.

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They say "Elon is stealing your retirement" while they gladly accept the Government stealing half their paycheck their entire lives.

Low IQ, useful idiot retards.

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Democrat Pride Month

vs.

Patriot Pride Month

Sound on. Send it…🇺🇸🔥

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Someone sounds nervous and guilty.

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Not only is Barack Hussain Obama gay and Michelle a transgender - but the two rent-a-kids aren't theirs either - still waiting for the first picture of Michelle (Michael) pregnant - or even one baby picture ...

Let me save you the suspense - they don't exist.

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This is legitimately the best thing I’ve seen on the internet today.

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🔻Your body is running at 91% damage and you're calling it "just tired."
The military healed soldiers with this frequency. Now it's in your living room.
20 minutes. Lying down. Eyes closed. Your cells do the rest.⬇️
https://cutt.ly/MedBedHomeTherapyOfficial
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Every time Whoopi Goldberg opens her mouth about racism, hate, and “division,” I flash right back to that 1993 Friars Club roast.

There she was, glowing, laughing, loving every second, while the man she was dating, Ted Danson, strutted on stage in blackface, cracking jokes at her event.

She didn’t storm out.

She didn’t scream “racism!”

She was beaming. Happy as hell.

Yet today, we’re supposed to believe she’s outraged by the very things she once laughed through and defended.

Because that’s what I can’t reconcile.

She’s a paid performer. A Hollywood lifer who has spent decades in the spotlight, and to me, the contrast between then and now raises a lot of questions.

She’ll condemn behavior today that she appeared willing to overlook when it involved someone close to her.

Hands down.

That’s why I have a hard time taking the outrage seriously.

The hypocrisy is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Wake up, folks… She’s a Hollywood grifter!

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Forwarded from Robert F. Kennedy Jr
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EVERY DISEASE BEGINS WITH ONE THING: INFLAMMATION.

Heart disease. Arthritis. Diabetes. Alzheimer's. Depression. Every single one starts with chronic inflammation at the cellular level.

The pharmaceutical industry sells you a different pill for each symptom. But the root cause is always the same.

In 1903, Dr. Niels Finsen won the Nobel Prize for proving that specific wavelengths of light reverse inflammation and regenerate tissue. They buried his work for 120 years.

The MedBed Home Therapy Mat uses the exact wavelength Finsen discovered—660nm near-infrared light—to penetrate 3 inches into your tissue and shut down inflammation at the source.

You lie down. The light does the rest.

This is not a heating pad. This is not a massage mat. This is cellular repair technology that was locked in military research labs until now.

ALL SYSTEMS RESTORED.⬇️

https://cutt.ly/MedBedHomeTherapyOfficial ✅️
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A federal judge has UPHELD the felony conviction against former Milwaukee County Judge Hannah Dugan, who was found GUILTY of helping an illegal evade ICE agents at the courthouse

Dugan now faces up to FIVE YEARS in prison, disbarment, and steep fines.

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