Oh my god it was like having a mom join Instagram while you run a shitpost page and I remember being like “everyone be cool please don’t tell her about the other stuff here”

God that was a weird dream I’m giggling like a bitch now that was funny

Oh my fingers hurt now

Can’t sleep, dunno what to do now

Definitely ovens too

I couldn’t not share this like oh my god look

So it turns out that eating semi-real food as your diet really improves your energy and helps you not feel like a crushed slug that got woken up from the middle of a hibernation

It's been water and canned chicken soup

I think that's good but idk about the sodium content