I mean I just love mango and pineapple but still mmmmm

Mmm i love mango and boynipple

I made a watermelon cantaloupe lemonade

It’s pretty good

I need some help

I gotta get a fancy gift for a relative of mine cuz I gotta ask something from them and I know they’ll listen to me a lot better if one of the gifts is a nice bottle of any alcohol

So if anyone has any knowledge in that field can you please tell me what is like the most supreme and fancy alcohol I can get my hands on that isn’t a thousand dollars?

Just had the most embarrassing moment I’ve had in a while

So I was going to this spot a bit into a kind of very short trail that leads into a bog with like cattails everywhere

It’s a bit off the track of where a nice pier is that I spend my time at

Anyway I traversed a bit off of said very short kinda trail into the bog where this less accessed spot is because I’m an adventurer who now has muddy knees and elbows and is covered in tears and cuts from bush thorns

Anyway again, a nice sweet poor innocent couple were walking down the trail to go to the pier and I didn’t wanna risk being seen as a psycho so I made my presence clear with these hyper intelligent words

“Hey! Uhh… there was a skunk nearby so be careful! I was hiding from it!”

I am a muddy weirdo in a bush saying I was hiding from a skunk. They 100% thought I was smoking dope.

I. Am. A. Moron.