feeling the urge to buy random crap online, it's as if that Jeff Bezos Consumerism Beam™ is pointed straight at my head...

ngl oftentimes i do think that secks is a bit weird and gross, idk its like i prefer to think of myself higher than a ball of cells driven by the carnal need to reproduce. unfortunately that is exactly what i am, so ive learned to accept it and try to have…