Calsi Bot Dev
149K subscribers
27 photos
2 videos
16 links
Come over here, get on your knees, and join this 😏

If you have an idea that you think would be great for CalsiBot message me @cancer
Download Telegram
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Manage Restrictions. Fast. Inline.
2017-07-12 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

New:
- [Beta] added /dox. Reply to a user with this command to generate a totally real (fake) dox.
- [Beta] added /cnn. Reply to a user with this command to 're-educate' them about GIFs...

Updated:
- CalsiBot now does not try to auto-delete help messages unless it's an admin
- /info is no longer public
- /me now doesn't output the username field if the person doesn't have one
- /delet is now an alias of /delete

Big thanks to all those who sent these suggestions and bug reports!
2017-07-22 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

New:
- Now you can add the setting you wish to disable to the end of the /restrict command to skip the panel, and restrict the user straight away. E.g. /restrict gifs.
- Added /unrestrict. Reply to a user with this to reset all of their restrictions
- Added a new Reset Restrictions button which can be used once a user has been restricted.

Updated:
- Fixed a bug found by a cool person with /title discriminating against "H". CalsiBot now respects the letter H just as much as other letters.
Restrict quickly by typing the setting you wish to disable after /restrict. 💪

The full panel can still be used by typing only /restrict.
2017-07-29 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

New:
- You can now specify the amount of time you want to restrict someone for!

You should follow this syntax:
{num}d for Days
{num}h for Hours
{num}m for Minutes
{num}s for Seconds.

The important thing is that the letter and number are together. So while 1d 3s or even 1day 3seconds will work, 1 d 3 s will not.

You can specify a time period whether you use the full panel or not. See the GIF below :)

Note: time amounts greater than 366 days, or less than 30 seconds are considered as permanent bans by Telegram, so be aware of this.
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
⚠️ New!
Restrict users temporarily
You guys have collectively caught 100 THOUSAND fish. That's crazy! :)
@CalsiBot Update

Looks like /fish temporarily stopped responding around 7 hours ago, sorry.

All fixed now - and all of your /fish have been safely returned without any dataloss :)

🐡🐟🐠❤️🦀🐬🦈
2017-12-20 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- /translate now uses Google Translate!
- You can choose which language you want to translate to, by either entering the ISO language code, or the full language name after the command.

So, both
/translate spanish and
/translate es
will translate the replied-to message to Spanish

Notes:
- The old /translate which used Yandex's translate platform has been moved to translate2.
- If you have an idea that you think would be great for CalsiBot, pm me: @cancer
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
⚠️ New!
Translate messages into any language!
Uses the same engine as Google Translate.
2017-12-31 - @CalsiBot Update

To help ring in the new year, those who /fish today and catch something (anything) will recieve a special gift from me soon.

I hope you all have a wonderful rest of the year, and an even more amazing 2018 💕

Updated:
- /tr is now an alias of /translate.
2018-01-26 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- By popular demand, /fish is now disabled by default in group chats. Admins can use /EnableFish and /DisableFish to manage this

Updated:
- /emojify was causing endless looping and crashing everything. I've optimized it a bit and moved it into a new process
Many people wanted more recognition for their (unhealthy) /fish addiction. Now they can get it with /TrophyFish!

If you fished on New Years Eve, you will see a special entry here. :)
Calsi Bot Dev
Many people wanted more recognition for their (unhealthy) /fish addiction. Now they can get it with /TrophyFish! If you fished on New Years Eve, you will see a special entry here. :)
There's a special Trophy Fish for people who catch 14 /fish today!

I'm working on non-fish things too, I promise.

P.s. If you're reading this you're really cute 😍
⚠️🗣 You can now set a Welcome Message by using the /SetWelcome command!

Useful for just a simple greeting, or perhaps a set of group rules.

📝 Notes:
- You can optionally format your message using the built-in Telegram formatting tools.
- Use /ViewWelcome to see the current Welcome Message.
💡 Tip: You can use $name as a placeholder for the joining user's name, and $group for the current chat name.
New:
Use /when on any forwarded message to see when it was originally posted!

For example, here I can prove that it only took 2018 a couple of weeks to completely break my friend. 😌
This media is not supported in your browser
VIEW IN TELEGRAM
Starting today, when the Ban User button is pressed by an admin, the Welcome Message is removed to help prevent text-spam - thanks to those who suggested this 👍
Introducing Join Lock!

Easily prevent Spam Bots, User Bots, and Group Raids 💪

New joiners will be automatically banned. You can then quickly make one-time exceptions for friends, or people you trust
I don't really know how to say this

But I forgot to feed the
/fish and they all...kind of...died.

i'm sorry.