New:
Use /when on any forwarded message to see when it was originally posted!

For example, here I can prove that it only took 2018 a couple of weeks to completely break my friend. 😌

Starting today, when the Ban User button is pressed by an admin, the Welcome Message is removed to help prevent text-spam - thanks to those who suggested this 👍

Introducing Join Lock!

Easily prevent Spam Bots, User Bots, and Group Raids 💪

New joiners will be automatically banned. You can then quickly make one-time exceptions for friends, or people you trust

Ever wondered how many messages have been posted in a group since it was created?

🔢 Now you can easily check with /count!

Note: this will include Bot, Service, and Deleted messages.

2018-04-19 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- CalsiBot now supports Text Switching!

For example, replying to the above sentence with s/Text/Message would replace "Text" with "Message", but keep everything else the same.

If you want to make your match case insensitive, simply add /i to the end. So s/text/Message would not match the "Text" above (because the case of the letter "t" does not match), but s/text/Message/i would match anyway.

To auto-delete evidence of your switch, simply add /d to the end. For example s/text/Message/d. You can also combine this with case insensitive matching: s/text/Message/di.

Auto-deletion will only work if CalsiBot is an admin, and has permission to delete messages.

Sometimes it's easy to accidentally put an extra slash at the start, like/s/Text/Message - don't worry, that is supported too :)

Updated:
- Over 30 new phrases for novelty commands like /slap, /kms, etc.
- pat is now an alias for headpat
- 🤤 can now also be used for the "knees command", alongside 😏

Check the first ever post here if you're wondering what that is. 😌

What do YOU want next?
anonymous poll

⚡️ Faster Speed – 101
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 47%

🙄 More Sarcasm – 53
👍👍👍👍 25%

🔨 More Admin Tools – 26
👍👍 12%

😴 Take A Rest – 18
👍 8%

🙃 Don't Know – 15
👍 7%

👥 213 people voted so far. Poll closed.

😔
Telegram was down for nearly 12 Hours(!) and CB is working through the backlog...

Together, you've now caught 750 THOUSAND fish.

That's amazing, thank you! :)

Vote below, maybe your vote will decide what gets added when we hit a million 😋

2018-05-13 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- /Fish now keeps note of how many days in a row you have fished (streaks)
- /MyFish messages now have a link to your account at the top, to stop any fake posts 🤧

Notes:
- We reached 750,000 /Fish! ❤️😭

🆕🔊

You can now /preview any MP3 file! Other filetypes will work too, if encoded correctly