Calsi Bot Dev
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Come over here, get on your knees, and join this 😏

If you have an idea that you think would be great for CalsiBot message me @cancer
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2018-01-26 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- By popular demand, /fish is now disabled by default in group chats. Admins can use /EnableFish and /DisableFish to manage this

Updated:
- /emojify was causing endless looping and crashing everything. I've optimized it a bit and moved it into a new process
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Many people wanted more recognition for their (unhealthy) /fish addiction. Now they can get it with /TrophyFish!

If you fished on New Years Eve, you will see a special entry here. :)
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Many people wanted more recognition for their (unhealthy) /fish addiction. Now they can get it with /TrophyFish! If you fished on New Years Eve, you will see a special entry here. :)
There's a special Trophy Fish for people who catch 14 /fish today!

I'm working on non-fish things too, I promise.

P.s. If you're reading this you're really cute 😍
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⚠️🗣 You can now set a Welcome Message by using the /SetWelcome command!

Useful for just a simple greeting, or perhaps a set of group rules.

📝 Notes:
- You can optionally format your message using the built-in Telegram formatting tools.
- Use /ViewWelcome to see the current Welcome Message.
💡 Tip: You can use $name as a placeholder for the joining user's name, and $group for the current chat name.
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New:
Use /when on any forwarded message to see when it was originally posted!

For example, here I can prove that it only took 2018 a couple of weeks to completely break my friend. 😌
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Starting today, when the Ban User button is pressed by an admin, the Welcome Message is removed to help prevent text-spam - thanks to those who suggested this 👍
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Introducing Join Lock!

Easily prevent Spam Bots, User Bots, and Group Raids 💪

New joiners will be automatically banned. You can then quickly make one-time exceptions for friends, or people you trust
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I don't really know how to say this

But I forgot to feed the
/fish and they all...kind of...died.

i'm sorry.
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Ever wondered how many messages have been posted in a group since it was created?

🔢 Now you can easily check with /count!

Note: this will include Bot, Service, and Deleted messages.
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2018-04-19 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- CalsiBot now supports Text Switching!

For example, replying to the above sentence with s/Text/Message would replace "Text" with "Message", but keep everything else the same.

If you want to make your match case insensitive, simply add /i to the end. So s/text/Message would not match the "Text" above (because the case of the letter "t" does not match), but s/text/Message/i would match anyway.

To auto-delete evidence of your switch, simply add /d to the end. For example s/text/Message/d. You can also combine this with case insensitive matching: s/text/Message/di.

Auto-deletion will only work if CalsiBot is an admin, and has permission to delete messages.

Sometimes it's easy to accidentally put an extra slash at the start, like/s/Text/Message - don't worry, that is supported too :)

Updated:
- Over 30 new phrases for novelty commands like /slap, /kms, etc.
- pat is now an alias for headpat
- 🤤 can now also be used for the "knees command", alongside 😏

Check the first ever post here if you're wondering what that is. 😌
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What do YOU want next?
anonymous poll

⚡️ Faster Speed – 101
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 47%

🙄 More Sarcasm – 53
👍👍👍👍 25%

🔨 More Admin Tools – 26
👍👍 12%

😴 Take A Rest – 18
👍 8%

🙃 Don't Know – 15
👍 7%

👥 213 people voted so far. Poll closed.
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😔
Telegram was down for nearly 12 Hours(!) and CB is working through the backlog...
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Calsi Bot Dev
You guys have collectively caught 100 THOUSAND fish. That's crazy! :)
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Together, you've now caught 750 THOUSAND fish.

That's amazing, thank you! :)

Vote below, maybe your vote will decide what gets added when we hit a million 😋
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2018-05-13 - @CalsiBot Update

New:
- /Fish now keeps note of how many days in a row you have fished (streaks)
- /MyFish messages now have a link to your account at the top, to stop any fake posts 🤧

Notes:
- We reached 750,000 /Fish! ❤️😭
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㊙️ – A Full Rewrite,
🚂 – A Better Engine,
⚡️ – A Way Faster Bot,

Welcome to CalsiBot X.
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You can now /preview any MP3 file! Other filetypes will work too, if encoded correctly
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Two-for-one:

Chat Name
(/cn) to automatically prefix your group /title

Plus, /pfp to quickly change your group's picture without leaving the chat screen
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Introducing Join Lock! Easily prevent Spam Bots, User Bots, and Group Raids 💪 New joiners will be automatically banned. You can then quickly make one-time exceptions for friends, or people you trust
Introducing Join Limit!

Automatically limit new member's restrictions without lifting a finger 🙌

Works great alongside other powerful admin tools, like Welcome Messages and Permaban
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🔨 After talking with over 100 different group admins - and combining all of their best ideas...

I'm happy to present CalsiBot's /warn :)
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