100 soldiers in the CASTLE now

Appreciate you boys being here

Exclusive section of the CASTLE soon???

Full Moon Party tonight

Tune in

KEMBLE

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This place is fucked

Unbelievable location

📍 Koh Tao

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Full Moon Party hangover cure 🫡

First time Letzler’s felt the touch of a woman all trip

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The CASTLE 🫡

Budget travellers are the worst kinda mothergays

Living on $10 a day

Wearing Jerusalem sandals

And eating scorpions for breakfast

Hire a big boy Villa and don’t be a little phagguette you cunt

Make some money

Little wanka

Worst of the worst

KEMBLE 🫡🫡🫡🫡

Arch has just had the biggest go at me

But still ate 3 of the 5 kebabs I went and purchased

Gods drunkest driver

Lesson

In

The

Fucking

Middle

Of

That champ

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Our taxi has just been struck by lightning ⚡️

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Luckily for the driver Kemble was in the back seat to catch the lightning bolt and throw it back up into the clouds

Taxi drivers lucky day

Lightning bolt got away unscathed too

W’s all round

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I prescribe all of you a month in Thailand 🇹🇭

Will do wonders for you

Just book ur flight bro

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Stumbled across some side characters

You wouldn’t have seen this if you were in your room sending cold emails

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Accidentally pressed the interact button

Tits out Corey out assholes out

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Arch got stuck on an unskippable cutscene

This blokes a Ukrainian lawyer and sat for 20mins on google translate explaining how the war is fake and the west are funding a proxy war (based af)

Telling arch he looks Ukrainian 🤣🤣

And showing us his car

One of many side characters on this trip

Sound geez tho (psycho)

Bedtime Phuket tomorrow

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Gearing up for our final night stream

Let’s go out with a bang

See u soon

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Feeling rough this morning

All good things must come to an end

Hope you enjoyed the content from this trip

Live-streaming Thailand to all of you boys was a ball

Appreciate every single one of you being here for the journey

Big things coming sooner than you think

TIL’ FURTHER NOTICE

KEMBLE 🫡

Back in the homeland

16 hours on the plane cooking up high level business plans (sleeping and jelqing in the toilet)

Foolproof

Being executed flawlessly

You’ll see this duo again

Perhaps sooner than you think

Also England’s shit (full of dinghy journeymen)

Get me back to 🇹🇭

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