Don’t do drugs you fucking retards

Just saw a girl have a seizure on the beach

She’s fine now

Had taken pills and started tweaking out

You’re not ‘cool’ or ‘trendy’

You’re just motherfucking homosexual

Lesson in there 🫡

Cheeky little rotate to Phuket

This taxi drivers funny as fuck

Language barrier game

Next time I get offered matrix food I’m gonna do what Archie did

Straight on the floor

Based arch

Lesson in there 🫡

Our younger g is actually our older g

Ain’t no way this lil girl born in 79

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Lesson in there 🫡

Arch has called me to come from the other side of patong to finish his steak for him

Some just don’t want it enough

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Happy Ending Massage negotiation video

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100 soldiers in the CASTLE now

Appreciate you boys being here

Exclusive section of the CASTLE soon???

Full Moon Party tonight

Tune in

KEMBLE

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This place is fucked

Unbelievable location

📍 Koh Tao

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Full Moon Party hangover cure 🫡

First time Letzler’s felt the touch of a woman all trip

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The CASTLE 🫡

Budget travellers are the worst kinda mothergays

Living on $10 a day

Wearing Jerusalem sandals

And eating scorpions for breakfast

Hire a big boy Villa and don’t be a little phagguette you cunt

Make some money

Little wanka

Worst of the worst

KEMBLE 🫡🫡🫡🫡

Arch has just had the biggest go at me

But still ate 3 of the 5 kebabs I went and purchased

Gods drunkest driver

Lesson

In

The

Fucking

Middle

Of

That champ

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Our taxi has just been struck by lightning ⚡️

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Luckily for the driver Kemble was in the back seat to catch the lightning bolt and throw it back up into the clouds

Taxi drivers lucky day

Lightning bolt got away unscathed too

W’s all round

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I prescribe all of you a month in Thailand 🇹🇭

Will do wonders for you

Just book ur flight bro

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Stumbled across some side characters

You wouldn’t have seen this if you were in your room sending cold emails

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