This won’t be the same bullshit most people on twitter are saying

Yes it’s good to

-work hard
-hit the gym
-train combat
-eat well

BUT

You also need to remember to have fucking fun boys

-hit the clubs
-do retarded heroic shit
-spend time with your boys
-TALK TO PEOPLE

Or you’ll just end up as a societal retard, but with money

The pendulum is swinging back

AntiGuru arc 🔜

Real jobs teach you a hell of a lot

I see so many insufferable people on twitter shitting on 9-5s or ‘normal jobs’

Reality is, the world doesn’t work without ‘normal jobs’

You can always spot the bellends by who’s taking the piss out of people making an honest living

Met some of the realest, funniest guys on the construction site

Hope they’re doing good

(Here’s a pic of 15 year old fat kemble looking overly enthusiastic while digging a footing for a wall)

The best thing about having a solid set of friends is that you can laugh through anything

Got in a car crash the other night with some of my boys

Soaking wet roads, put the fucker right into a ditch

After the initial ‘oh shit’ we couldn’t stop laughing

Pitch black, pissing with rain, middle of nowhere, car on its side

Still laughing

HUGEEEE lesson in there

(We’re all okay and the car is absolutely fine somehow lol so thank god for that)

Dealing with hamza ‘alpha’ bros can be infuriating sometimes

Don’t be like this boys

Be a normal person, stop tryna be someone ur not

Following advice from these ‘masculinity gurus’ just makes you more of an IRL dribble

Train back bros

Most important part of your body to train

Gives u the Dorito triangle lookin ass aesthetic

U look huge

Femalez love it

Win win

Drunk kemble cooks up the best tweets, and the best telegram post ideas

Lesson in there

Drink more alcohol, more often

Castle kemble

Gooroos could never

Bonfire on a Saturday with your day 1 bros

The real valuable times

Don’t forget ur bros just cause ur ‘hustling’

Or else ur a PHAGGOOTTT

Village by the sea is 100% the best place to be to find a good work/life balance

-Surprisingly good internet
-Lots of online bros to network with
-Plenty of sick hotels/beach clubs to go and take ur laptop to
-Good scenery and vibes
-Decent munch
-Unlimited fight gyms
-Good commercial gyms
-Nightlife (blow off some steam)

And MOST IMPORTANTLY

-Never ending heroic side missions to go on

‘Escaping the matrix’ is a ‘matrix’

What is the ‘matrix’?
A lot of people, all in a rat race, moving the same direction, doing the same things (9-5etc) all living the same lives trying to be happy

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The ‘escape the matrix’ guys are literally just taking you out of that ‘normal people’ rat race and putting you instantly back into a ‘hustling’ rat race

Now there’s just a lot of 14 year old copywriters, moving the same direction, doing the same things (shit outreach) all living the same lives trying to be rich

Do you see how it’s literally exactly the same

Be different, stand out, and don’t get caught in any ‘matrix’

The fuel of champions

Only alcohol you need to consume

If you haven’t tried it, try it

Wholeeee different kind of drunk

Will change your life

Real ones know

🤣🤣 Reviews 📈📈📈

Me in 10 days on the most heroic mission possible all documented here at the CASTLE 🫡

Seriously huge boys

I cannot fucking wait

We’re already into the 3rd month of the year

How many stories have you generated?

Heroic missions pulled off?

Times sent to jail?

Degen hoes smashed?

One way flights taken?

We’re not bothered about 16 hour monk mode copywriting days here

We’re simply LIFEMAXXING

Been a quiet couple of days boys

Gearing up for a sick trip on Sunday

The CASTLE gonna be much more active from then on

In the meantime

Enjoy this short clip of me washing all of your mothers

Toodles 🫡