🚨DOOR FOR DIPLOMACY WITH IRAN REMAINS OPEN DESPITE DEFIANT STATEMENTS, SECOND ROUND COULD BE HELD WITHIN DAYS - WSJ CITES OFFICIALS

Nobody is going back to war, BTFD!

🚨US MILITARY CONFIRMS THE SOH BLOCKADE WILL BEGIN 10 AM ET MONDAY, NEARLY 15 HOURS FROM NOW.

TACO incoming, BTFD!

🚨PRESIDENT TRUMP IS WEIGHING LIMITED MILITARY STRIKES ON IRAN AFTER PEACE NEGOTIATIONS RECENTLY COLLAPSED: WSJ

Big TACO inbound

🚨PROFESSOR JIANG: AMERICA HAS GOT A HUGE PROBLEM, THERE IS TOO MUCH LIQUIDITY IN THE SYSTEM; NOBODY WANTS TO WORK

That's why Bessent needs to pass the CLARITY ACT urgently.

The CLARITY Act makes it easy for boomers to ape in with their entire 401(s)s, IRAs, Roth IRAs and pension funds at the 2026 blow off top with a single click.

When China moves on Taiwan and Kevin Warsh comes out as tomahawk, everything will crash. They will lose it all and their kids and grandkids will go looking for manufacturing jobs in 2027-2028.

[This is the final exit year. BTFD before the biggest melt up in financial history begins!]

🚨IRANIAN PARLIAMENT SPEAKER GHALIBAF ON US SOH BLOCKADE: "ENJOY" THE CURRENT GAS PRICES; SOON YOU'LL BE NOSTALGIC FOR $4–$5 GAS

Trump is boxing himself into a corner. Iran will likely just wait until Trump TACO's on energy prices and walk away with an even better deal.

[The TACO only gets bigger, BTFD!]

🚨CONSISTENTLY BUYING BITCOIN AT THE CLOSE AND SELLING AT THE OPEN WOULD HAVE TRIPLED YOUR MONEY SINCE APRIL 2024

It would be funny if BTC kept pumping at night even for the rest of the 2026 parabolic bull.

🚨IDF IS PREPARING FOR RETURN TO WAR WITH IRAN; THE WAR STOPPED TOO SOON WITHOUT ENOUGH PRESSURE ON IRAN'S NUCLEAR PROGRAM -ISRAELI OFFICIAL

Ignore all FUD coming from China and Israel lol.

🚨THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT HAS STATED THAT IT IS NOT CONSIDERING PARTICIPATING IN THE MARITIME BLOCKADE OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ BY THE UNITED STATES -SKY

🚨TAIWAN TO CONDUCT NEW DRILLS IN COMING WEEKS TO ENSURE ACCESS TO CRITICAL ROUTES TOWARD THE PHILIPPINES, JAPAN AND THE US IN CASE OF A CHINESE BLOCKADE; IN DECEMBER 2025 CHINA CONDUCTED ITS LARGEST MILITARY DRILLS AROUND TAIWAN TO DATE

China will move on Taiwan in 2027.

2026 is the final exit year before a nuclear bear market begins in 2027.

[BTFD, ignore Iran FUD]

🚨POLKADOT HAS BEEN EXPLOITED. THE ATTACKER MINTED 1B DOT AND DUMPED IT ALL IN A SINGLE TRANSACTION FOR 108.2 ETH

Edit: it was a bridge, not Polkadot itself

🚨NETANYAHU: THE CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN COULD END QUICKLY; SUPPORTS TRUMP'S BLOCKADE AGAINST IRAN

Ignore all FUD from Israel and BTFD

🚨IRAN THREATENS TO ATTACK ALL PORTS IN THE PERSIAN GULF IF ITS NAVIGATION FACILITIES ARE THREATENED

Ignore all FUD from Iran and BTFD.

🚨US NAVY MEMO SAYS FORCES WILL IMPOSE CONTROL OVER THE ARABIAN SEA AND GULF OF OMAN, OVERSEEING MOVEMENT OF ALL SHIPS REGARDLESS OF FLAG

Not sure how that would work.

[BTFD, Trump will TACO]

🚨TOM LEE'S BITMINE BOUGHT 71,524 ETH ($156.35M) LAST WEEK AND NOW HOLDS 4,874,858 ETH ($10.66B)

Tom Lee knows 2026 is the final exit year and Iran is just a distraction to throw off retail.

🚨MORGAN STANLEY STRATEGIST MICHAEL WILSON TURNING CAUTIOUSLY BULLISH AS RECENT RISKS APPEAR LARGELY PRICED IN

There are a lot of green swans lurking in the shadows.

🚨LAST WEEK STRATEGY ACQUIRED 13,927 BTC FOR ~$1.00 BILLION AT $71,902 PER BITCOIN

2026 is the year of the final exit. Michael Saylor knows it too.

🚨IRAN DID NOT REJECT THE US PROPOSAL, TALKS IN ISLAMABAD STALLED AS IRANIAN OFFICIALS COULDN’T SECURELY REACH DECISION-MAKERS IN TEHRAN -NYPOST

Just in time for the market open, BTFD!