🚨NON-FARM PAYROLLS: THE ECONOMY ADDED 178K JOBS IN MARCH

*Unemployment rate down to 4.3% in March

November: 4.536%
December 4.375%
January: 4.322%
February: 4.441%
March: 4.256%

No sign of AI-induced unemployment so far.

🚨BINANCE EXPANDS ITS ALTCOIN LIQUIDITY BOOST PROGRAM TO 40 FROM 20 TRADING PAIRS

This is insanely bullish. More liquidity marks the end of the price suppression phase for alts.

Now altcoins should start springing up from ATLs quickly.

🚨SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: TEHRAN WILL NOT ACCEPT DEADLINES OR PRESSURE TO MAKE A DECISION; WILL NOT REOPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ IN EXCHANGE FOR A 'TEMPORARY CEASEFIRE'

Bitcoin didn't blink this time, still above $69k.

[If crypto stops going down on bad news everyone is going to hate it. BTFD!]

🚨ICYMI: THE CONFIRMATION HEARING FOR KEVIN WARSH'S NOMINATION TO THE PRESIDENCY OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS STILL SCHEDULED FOR APRIL 16, DESPITE THE ONGOING FED INVESTIGATION.

In May he will be sworn in and rate cuts will follow.

[Regime change incoming, BTFD before dumb money finds out what Warsh plans to do. They still have got no clue!]

🚨BTC RECLAIMS $70K ON NEWS THAT JD MASCARA VANCE HAS BEEN IN CONTACT "ALL NIGHT LONG" WITH IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTER ARAGHCHI THROUGH PAKISTANI MEDIATORS

JD Vance = Pump.

Vance was always against Epic Fury. He doesn't want his name tied to it in future elections.

He stayed quiet during the war and now is positioning himself as the one who helps bring it to an end.

[Building political capital, innit? BTFD!]

🚨OVER $300M IN SHORT POSITIONS LIQUIDATED ACROSS THE CRYPTO MARKET IN THE LAST 24 HOURS

[Buy spot and chill, don't gamble with leverage. Up only from here.]

🚨PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU SAYS ISRAEL IS FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH THE US AND TOGETHER THEY WILL CONTINUE TO BOMB IRAN

*TRUMP WHEN ASKED HOW STRIKING IRANIAN INFRASTRUCTURE WOULD NOT BE A WAR CRIME: BECAUSE THEY'RE ANIMALS

BTC just keeps grinding higher. Can't get more bullish than this.

🚨WH ADVISOR HASSETT: THE FED SHOULD CUT AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT INFLATION, AI PRODUCTIVITY WILL PUT A LOT OF DOWNWARD PRESSURE ON IT. THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN MY FRIEND KEVIN WARSH GETS IN THERE.

Crypto seems to be starting to front run Kevin Warsh's cuts.

Bears still don't get it. They're are still mad at AI for stealing their stupid jobs.

[The plan for this year is to run it hot. BTFD before everything rips!]

🚨ICYMI: TOM LEE'S BITMINE BOUGHT 71252 ETH ($152.7M) LAST WEEK, BRINGING TOTAL HOLDINGS TO 4,803,334 ETH ($10.29B)

Tom Lee knows there are a lot of green swans lurking around for the rest of 2026. That's why he can't stop buying the dip.

[We're at the start of the real run, BTFD!]

🚨TRUMP: THE ENTIRE COUNTRY CAN BE TAKEN OUT IN ONE NIGHT AND THAT NIGHT MIGHT BE TOMORROW NIGHT.

Escalate to deescalate is the name of the game.

[Time to run it back turbo. BTFD!]

🚨BULLISH: AI IS CUTTING 16,000 US JOBS A MONTH ACCORDING TO GOLDMAN SACHS

The kind of narrative that provides the perfect cover for Kevin Warsh to overheat everything this year. Expect more stories like these soon.

[BTFD before dumb money catches on to this year's playbook!]

🚨BULLISH: THE IRAN WAR SENT DUMB MONEY IN FULL PANIC MODE. SMALL OPTIONS TRADERS PUT 1/3 OF THEIR FLOW INTO PUTS; THE 3RD HIGHEST WEEK ON RECORD, TRAILING ONLY THE TWO WEEKS AT THE PEAK OF THE COVID CRASH.

Can't get more bullish for 2026.

🚨NOMURA'S DAVID SEIF EXPECTS THE FED TO LOOK PAST THE IRAN WAR WHEN WARSH STEPS IN

Big banks catching on with what we've been telling you since Feb 6. Warsh will cut rates to run everything hot this year.

Read the 2026 bull case we published in February. The only thing that matters is Taiwan. Everything else is noise.

[Ignore WW3 FUD and BTFD!]

🚨ICYMI: TAIWAN OPPOSITION LEADER CHENG LI-WUN ARRIVED IN SHANGHAI TODAY. THE FIRST KMT VISIT ON MAINLAND CHINA SINCE 2015

Xi is holding job interviews for the role of Taiwan provincial governor after April 2027 D-day.

[Ignore Iran and BTFD, the real run starts soon!]