🚨FRAUD HUNTER CARSON BLOCK IS SHORTING CORPORATE CREDIT ETFS BETTING HEAVY ON AI INDUCED UNEMPLOYMENT

He has got it backwards. AI is a disinflationary black hole.

Block should be loading up on crypto instead of shorting boomer ETFs.

Kevin Warsh gets AI, he will cut rates this year and everything will go fugazi.

[BTFD before bears figure this out and start aping!]

🚨BULLISH: PSYCHO PETE FIRES GENERAL GEORGE; WILL REPLACE HIM WITH HIS BUDDY GEN. LANEVE

It's very important for this war to end this month. Gen George has been the primary obstacle to a "decisive conclusion" of the war so far.

Removing him is the only way to end this operation in 2-3 weeks.

[Psycho Pete for the win, BTFD before everything rips!]

🚨 THE US MILITARY HAS BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY UNDERREPORTING CASUALTIES; HUNDREDS OF US PERSONNEL HAVE BEEN KILLED OR INJURED -THE INTERCEPT REPORT

The Army was allegedly instructed to categorize combat deaths from Iranian drone strikes as "accidental" or "non-hostile" to maintain the administration's "bloodless victory" image.

The Intercept explicitly stated their data came from unfiltered Army medical and logistics channels. Psycho Pete sees these as leaks coming from Gen George's branch.

[The puts a lot of pressure on Trump to end the war quickly, BTFD!]

🚨THE ETHEREUM FOUNDATION IS READY TO PLAY BALL: IT JUST STAKED ANOTHER $46.51M ETH FOR A TOTAL OF $93.1M STAKED TODAY.

The Eth Foundation is back to rebuilding trust and encouraging staking behavior.

Other Foundations who torched trust factors in recent months will do the same soon.

🚨BULLISH: MA XINGRUI, ANOTHER POLITBURO TOP TIER OFFICIAL, IS OUT. XI'S CLEANSING OF THE CHINESE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX IS SPARING NO ONE

Xi pumped trillions into the military industrial complex to make sure they meet the 2027 readiness deadline.

Some officials saw this challenge as a "business opportunity" for personal enrichment. Xi's disciplinary apparatus is going after them.

[A 2027 move on Taiwan is guaranteed at this point. BTFD before the final 2026 everything exit pump!]

🚨NON-FARM PAYROLLS: THE ECONOMY ADDED 178K JOBS IN MARCH

*Unemployment rate down to 4.3% in March

November: 4.536%
December 4.375%
January: 4.322%
February: 4.441%
March: 4.256%

No sign of AI-induced unemployment so far.

🚨BINANCE EXPANDS ITS ALTCOIN LIQUIDITY BOOST PROGRAM TO 40 FROM 20 TRADING PAIRS

This is insanely bullish. More liquidity marks the end of the price suppression phase for alts.

Now altcoins should start springing up from ATLs quickly.

🚨SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL: TEHRAN WILL NOT ACCEPT DEADLINES OR PRESSURE TO MAKE A DECISION; WILL NOT REOPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZ IN EXCHANGE FOR A 'TEMPORARY CEASEFIRE'

Bitcoin didn't blink this time, still above $69k.

[If crypto stops going down on bad news everyone is going to hate it. BTFD!]

🚨ICYMI: THE CONFIRMATION HEARING FOR KEVIN WARSH'S NOMINATION TO THE PRESIDENCY OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS STILL SCHEDULED FOR APRIL 16, DESPITE THE ONGOING FED INVESTIGATION.

In May he will be sworn in and rate cuts will follow.

[Regime change incoming, BTFD before dumb money finds out what Warsh plans to do. They still have got no clue!]

🚨BTC RECLAIMS $70K ON NEWS THAT JD MASCARA VANCE HAS BEEN IN CONTACT "ALL NIGHT LONG" WITH IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTER ARAGHCHI THROUGH PAKISTANI MEDIATORS

JD Vance = Pump.

Vance was always against Epic Fury. He doesn't want his name tied to it in future elections.

He stayed quiet during the war and now is positioning himself as the one who helps bring it to an end.

[Building political capital, innit? BTFD!]

🚨OVER $300M IN SHORT POSITIONS LIQUIDATED ACROSS THE CRYPTO MARKET IN THE LAST 24 HOURS

[Buy spot and chill, don't gamble with leverage. Up only from here.]

🚨PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU SAYS ISRAEL IS FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE WITH THE US AND TOGETHER THEY WILL CONTINUE TO BOMB IRAN

*TRUMP WHEN ASKED HOW STRIKING IRANIAN INFRASTRUCTURE WOULD NOT BE A WAR CRIME: BECAUSE THEY'RE ANIMALS

BTC just keeps grinding higher. Can't get more bullish than this.

🚨WH ADVISOR HASSETT: THE FED SHOULD CUT AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT INFLATION, AI PRODUCTIVITY WILL PUT A LOT OF DOWNWARD PRESSURE ON IT. THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN MY FRIEND KEVIN WARSH GETS IN THERE.

Crypto seems to be starting to front run Kevin Warsh's cuts.

Bears still don't get it. They're are still mad at AI for stealing their stupid jobs.

[The plan for this year is to run it hot. BTFD before everything rips!]

🚨ICYMI: TOM LEE'S BITMINE BOUGHT 71252 ETH ($152.7M) LAST WEEK, BRINGING TOTAL HOLDINGS TO 4,803,334 ETH ($10.29B)

Tom Lee knows there are a lot of green swans lurking around for the rest of 2026. That's why he can't stop buying the dip.

[We're at the start of the real run, BTFD!]

🚨TRUMP: THE ENTIRE COUNTRY CAN BE TAKEN OUT IN ONE NIGHT AND THAT NIGHT MIGHT BE TOMORROW NIGHT.

Escalate to deescalate is the name of the game.

[Time to run it back turbo. BTFD!]

🚨BULLISH: AI IS CUTTING 16,000 US JOBS A MONTH ACCORDING TO GOLDMAN SACHS

The kind of narrative that provides the perfect cover for Kevin Warsh to overheat everything this year. Expect more stories like these soon.

[BTFD before dumb money catches on to this year's playbook!]

🚨BULLISH: THE IRAN WAR SENT DUMB MONEY IN FULL PANIC MODE. SMALL OPTIONS TRADERS PUT 1/3 OF THEIR FLOW INTO PUTS; THE 3RD HIGHEST WEEK ON RECORD, TRAILING ONLY THE TWO WEEKS AT THE PEAK OF THE COVID CRASH.

Can't get more bullish for 2026.