🚨IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN: WE'RE READY TO END WAR, BUT WANT GUARANTEES

BTC pumping on this

🚨BULLISH: BLOOMBERG'S WORLD INFLATION FORECAST BLASTS THROUGH LIBERATION DAY HIGH

Inflation expectations are the best predictor of alt season.

The plan for 2026 is to run it hot. Crypto will moon because cypto is an inflation hedge.

🚨BULLISH: A DUMB WHALE WAS JUST CAUGHT APING $52M INTO ETH TODAY

It spent $52M across different exchanges to fund its position and withdrew everything right away.

Smart whales accumulate without anyone noticing. This is a dumb whale likely panic buying after learning China plans to move on Taiwan in 2027 and 2026 is the final exit pump year.

🚨WAR? WHAT WAR? EVERYTHING JUST CAME IN HOT AF

Recession bros on suicide watch.

*US ADP March private employment rises 62k; est. +40k

*Retail Sales up 0.6% in February. Forecast was 0.5%. Last month was negative 0.1%.

*Core Retail Sales up 0.5%. Forecast was 0.3%. Last month was flat at 0.0%.

There will be no hikes in 2026, only more cuts.

[They will run it hot and crypto will moon, BTFD!]

🚨YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING TO WHAT TRUMP SAYS, NOT THE IRGC. IRAN WILL NEVER PUBLICLY CONFIRM ONGOING NEGOTIATIONS TO KEEP ITS TROOPS' MORALE HIGH

*Trump: Iran asked the US for a ceasefire
*Ghalibaf: 'Out-of-context quote'

[The war will be over soon, BTFD ASAP!]

🚨 BULLISH: THE US TREASURY HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN ROLLING OUT RULES FOR THE GENIUS ACT, THE FIRST FEDERAL STABLECOIN LAW IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

This cycle, stablecoins will act as an unprecedented liquidity flywheel. The flow of global liquidity into USD fueled by global hyperinflation will be made much easier by stablecoins.

The GENIUS Act makes sure this liquidity stays in crypto.

Holding money in stablecoins may become safer than holding them in a bank. Because GENIUS eliminates fractional reserve risk.

[BTFD ASAP before everything rips!]

🚨DEDOLLARISATION? WHAT DEDOLLARISATION? IRGC ACCEPTS STABLECOINS FROM SHIPS CROSSING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ -BLOOMBERG

Iran regime change: Complete.

[BTFD before everything rips!]

🚨 METAPLANET JUST BOUGHT 5075 BTC FOR $424M

🚨BULLISH: 3 CRYPTO MANIPULATORS ARRESTED IN SINGAPORE, 7 MORE CHARGED BY DOJ

Foundations that buy price suppression services from MMs are in disbelief:

The charges stem from Operation Token Mirrors, an FBI and IRS undercover operation in which federal agents created their own cryptocurrency tokens to expose market manipulation services. The firms allegedly acted as both buyer and seller to fake trading volume, inflate prices, then dump on unsuspecting investors.

[Bulls are winning on every level, BTFD ASAP!]

🚨JPMORGAN IS SCOOPING UP BONDS HIT BY HIGHER INFLATION EXPECTATIONS -BLOOMBERG

Rising inflation expectations today are based on models from the 70s.

1. The US economy is much less oil dependent today than it used to be.
2. AI is a deflationary black hole that is just getting started.

When you put those two together, the pass through from higher oil prices to PCE is far from certain. In fact, those who rarely lose money are betting on the opposite.

Inflation expectations are overblown and the Fed will cut later this year.

[They'll run it hot and everything will moon, BTFD!]

🚨BULLISH: WTI OIL RECLAIMS $112/BARREL HEADLINE HAS GONE VIRAL, OIL-TO-COPPER RATIO STILL UNDER 25

Bears are falling for it again.

We're scooping up their bags for cheap before they realize what's happening.

🚨OIL-TO-COPPER RATIO: 20.3

We're officially in the stagflation warning zone. This will get Bessent to work to deescalate. Expecting some bullish Truth post from Trump soon.

[BTFD ASAP!!]

🚨BULLISH: PROTOCOL BEING DRAFTED BY IRAN, OMAN FOR TRAFFIC THROUGH HORMUZ

Oil dumped, Bitcoin pumped on this.

[You're being played, stop listening to FUD and BTFD!]

🚨FRAUD HUNTER CARSON BLOCK IS SHORTING CORPORATE CREDIT ETFS BETTING HEAVY ON AI INDUCED UNEMPLOYMENT

He has got it backwards. AI is a disinflationary black hole.

Block should be loading up on crypto instead of shorting boomer ETFs.

Kevin Warsh gets AI, he will cut rates this year and everything will go fugazi.

[BTFD before bears figure this out and start aping!]

🚨BULLISH: PSYCHO PETE FIRES GENERAL GEORGE; WILL REPLACE HIM WITH HIS BUDDY GEN. LANEVE

It's very important for this war to end this month. Gen George has been the primary obstacle to a "decisive conclusion" of the war so far.

Removing him is the only way to end this operation in 2-3 weeks.

[Psycho Pete for the win, BTFD before everything rips!]

🚨 THE US MILITARY HAS BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY UNDERREPORTING CASUALTIES; HUNDREDS OF US PERSONNEL HAVE BEEN KILLED OR INJURED -THE INTERCEPT REPORT

The Army was allegedly instructed to categorize combat deaths from Iranian drone strikes as "accidental" or "non-hostile" to maintain the administration's "bloodless victory" image.

The Intercept explicitly stated their data came from unfiltered Army medical and logistics channels. Psycho Pete sees these as leaks coming from Gen George's branch.

[The puts a lot of pressure on Trump to end the war quickly, BTFD!]

🚨THE ETHEREUM FOUNDATION IS READY TO PLAY BALL: IT JUST STAKED ANOTHER $46.51M ETH FOR A TOTAL OF $93.1M STAKED TODAY.

The Eth Foundation is back to rebuilding trust and encouraging staking behavior.

Other Foundations who torched trust factors in recent months will do the same soon.

🚨BULLISH: MA XINGRUI, ANOTHER POLITBURO TOP TIER OFFICIAL, IS OUT. XI'S CLEANSING OF THE CHINESE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX IS SPARING NO ONE

Xi pumped trillions into the military industrial complex to make sure they meet the 2027 readiness deadline.

Some officials saw this challenge as a "business opportunity" for personal enrichment. Xi's disciplinary apparatus is going after them.

[A 2027 move on Taiwan is guaranteed at this point. BTFD before the final 2026 everything exit pump!]

🚨NON-FARM PAYROLLS: THE ECONOMY ADDED 178K JOBS IN MARCH

*Unemployment rate down to 4.3% in March

November: 4.536%
December 4.375%
January: 4.322%
February: 4.441%
March: 4.256%

No sign of AI-induced unemployment so far.