🚨BULLISH: ETHEREUM FOUNDATION STAKES RECORD $46 MILLION WORTH OF ETH: ONCHAIN DATA

Only two weeks ago, the Eth Foundation was in the news for selling 5,000 ETH to Bitmine mid war.

A lot of other Foundations followed the same script. They torched trust factors to milk the war FUD.

Today, the Eth Foundation is back to rebuilding trust and encouraging staking behavior. Others will follow.

[Translation: Manipulators are officially giving up and joining the bulls. BTFD!]

🚨RATE HIKE ODDS BY EOY BACK TO 2% FROM 50%, RATE CUT ODDS UP TO 19.5% FROM 3%; TRADERS ARE BACK TO REALITY AFTER POWELL'S SPEECH

Last week, we warned that beartards had gone idiot sandwich. They were pricing in 50% chance of rate hike.

Today, Powell confirmed inflation is far from becoming a problem. Traders are now pricing 2% probability of rate hike by EOY.

[There will be no hikes this year, only cuts. BTFD before everything melts up!]

🚨TOM LEE'S BITMINE PURCHASED 71.1K ETHEREUM THIS PAST WEEK

He knows the Fed will run it hot and crypto is going to gyrate this year.

That's why he keeps buying.

🚨BULLISH: BTC IS ABOUT TO CLOSE 6 STRAIGHT MONTHS RIGHT INTO Q2 2026 IN RED

Peace, inflation, more cuts: can't help but wonder what happens next. BTFD!

🚨BULLISH: NAKAMOTO, THE BITCOIN TREASURY FIRM TIED TO TRUMP ADVISOR DAVID BAILEY, SOLD $20M OF BTC AT $70,422 VS. A $118,171 AVERAGE COST.

If you invested $100k in NAKA last year, today it would be worth $600.

[This PIPE scam is a prime example of the leverage being flushed, BTFD!]

🚨TRUMP HAS PRIVATELY TOLD AIDES HE WOULD CONSIDER CONCLUDING THE IRAN WAR EVEN IF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ REMAINS CLOSED -WSJ

He couldn't care less about SOH. The damage has been done.

Oil prices are up and are not going back to pre-war levels. Which means it'll be harder for China to sustain a long term military operation in Taiwan.

[BTFD before peace is announced and everything rips!]

🚨WARREN BUFFETT: STOCK VALUATIONS STILL AREN'T ATTRACTIVE; IF THERE IS A BIG MARKET DECLINE, BERKSHIRE WILL DEPLOY CASH; WE HAVE NORTH OF $350B IN CASH ON HAND

He is waiting for 2027 to buy stocks.

We're in the final sprint year of the bull market, BTFD before everything melts up!

🚨TRUMP: WILL BE 'HARD FOR ANYBODY TO REMOVE IRAN'S URANIUM

TACO Tuesday came in as expected.

🚨BULLISH: TETHER FIRES TWO SENIOR GOLD TRADERS HIRED FROM HSBC JUST MONTHS AGO; NO EXPLANATION PROVIDED

Tether exiting gold already. Lutnick must have tipped them gold isn't coming back for a long time.

🚨GLOBAL LONG SHORT RATIO IS AT ITS LOWEST LEVEL IN 15 YEARS

We're walking into Q2 2026 with the lowest L/S ratio in 15 years and 6 straight red months for BTC.

Can you guess what happens next?

🚨OTHERS/BTC ABOUT TO CLOSE THE THIRD MONTH IN A ROW IN GREEN

The biggest alt season ever is coming.

🚨IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN: WE'RE READY TO END WAR, BUT WANT GUARANTEES

BTC pumping on this

🚨BULLISH: BLOOMBERG'S WORLD INFLATION FORECAST BLASTS THROUGH LIBERATION DAY HIGH

Inflation expectations are the best predictor of alt season.

The plan for 2026 is to run it hot. Crypto will moon because cypto is an inflation hedge.

🚨BULLISH: A DUMB WHALE WAS JUST CAUGHT APING $52M INTO ETH TODAY

It spent $52M across different exchanges to fund its position and withdrew everything right away.

Smart whales accumulate without anyone noticing. This is a dumb whale likely panic buying after learning China plans to move on Taiwan in 2027 and 2026 is the final exit pump year.

🚨WAR? WHAT WAR? EVERYTHING JUST CAME IN HOT AF

Recession bros on suicide watch.

*US ADP March private employment rises 62k; est. +40k

*Retail Sales up 0.6% in February. Forecast was 0.5%. Last month was negative 0.1%.

*Core Retail Sales up 0.5%. Forecast was 0.3%. Last month was flat at 0.0%.

There will be no hikes in 2026, only more cuts.

[They will run it hot and crypto will moon, BTFD!]

🚨YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING TO WHAT TRUMP SAYS, NOT THE IRGC. IRAN WILL NEVER PUBLICLY CONFIRM ONGOING NEGOTIATIONS TO KEEP ITS TROOPS' MORALE HIGH

*Trump: Iran asked the US for a ceasefire
*Ghalibaf: 'Out-of-context quote'

[The war will be over soon, BTFD ASAP!]

🚨 BULLISH: THE US TREASURY HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN ROLLING OUT RULES FOR THE GENIUS ACT, THE FIRST FEDERAL STABLECOIN LAW IN AMERICAN HISTORY.

This cycle, stablecoins will act as an unprecedented liquidity flywheel. The flow of global liquidity into USD fueled by global hyperinflation will be made much easier by stablecoins.

The GENIUS Act makes sure this liquidity stays in crypto.

Holding money in stablecoins may become safer than holding them in a bank. Because GENIUS eliminates fractional reserve risk.

[BTFD ASAP before everything rips!]

🚨DEDOLLARISATION? WHAT DEDOLLARISATION? IRGC ACCEPTS STABLECOINS FROM SHIPS CROSSING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ -BLOOMBERG

Iran regime change: Complete.

[BTFD before everything rips!]

🚨 METAPLANET JUST BOUGHT 5075 BTC FOR $424M

🚨BULLISH: 3 CRYPTO MANIPULATORS ARRESTED IN SINGAPORE, 7 MORE CHARGED BY DOJ

Foundations that buy price suppression services from MMs are in disbelief:

The charges stem from Operation Token Mirrors, an FBI and IRS undercover operation in which federal agents created their own cryptocurrency tokens to expose market manipulation services. The firms allegedly acted as both buyer and seller to fake trading volume, inflate prices, then dump on unsuspecting investors.

[Bulls are winning on every level, BTFD ASAP!]