would you believe me that brainrot is the demon of sloth? what if I told you that noticing the enemy was half the problem? what if I told you that getting off your fat ass was the other half?

definitely losing a sub over this one 😂

don't worry sub or unsub, I'm going to rot your brain unless you stop people from rotting your brain

when they get me for memetic catastrophe

(I posted coal, yet again)

for you anon, I poopen sharten farten, but just for you

admin gooning battlestation

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