🌞🌚 BLACK HOLE SUN WON’T YOU CUM??! 🌒🌑Calling all CELESTIAL SLUTS!! Today 🗓️ is the day for a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HOLE!! 🕳️ 🕳️🕳️ This ASStronomical event only cums but once a generation ⏰🚨 and you’ll be CUMMING from here to the moon 💦🌕💦 So open up your RING OF FIRE 💢🔥 while the earth and the moon DP the sun 🍆🍆 NO LUBE NEEDED!! Let’s hope the clouds GAPE ☁️ ⛅️ but don’t raw dog the sun - be sure to use protection 🕶️👀 during the SOLAR ECLITS 🌚🌚🌚 to prevent that burning sensation 🔥🔥🔥and don’t forget that everyone can see Uranus 👁️🪐Follow the path of HOEtality and send this to 24 COSMIC CUNTS ✨✨if you get 5 back you’re a PARTIAL PROLAPSE 🌒🌒 if you get 10 back you’re a TOTAL TROLLOP 🌑🌑 if you get 20 back you’re a HEAVENLY BODY 🪐🌞🌚 if you get none back you won’t get laid until the next North American total eclipse in 2044
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