​​​​#about_me

Mensiz zerikayotgan Massachussets Universiteti o'qituvchilariga achinaman. Chunki meni 2 yarim yil kutishiga majbur 🥲.

#joke #in_the_baninging
@AspectDev

Hammaga Ramazon muborak bo'lsin !

#hadis

Payg‘ambarimiz s.a.v “Ro‘za tutgan kishining uyqusi ibodat, sukut saqlashligi Allohga tasbeh, qilgan amalining savobi orttirib beriladi va gunohi kechirilgandir”,- deb marhamat qildilar.

Manba: https://sammuslim.uz/oz/articles/actual/ramazon-oyining-fazilati

​​#mulohaza
Kecha kechasi bilan bitta savol hech uyqu bermadi:

Agar Bermuda uchburchagiga kirgan barchа samolyot va kemalar butunlay g'oyib bo'layotgan bo'lsa, nega biz dunyoni qiynab kelayotgan chiqindilarni barchasini shu yerga tashlab yubormaymiz? 🤔

#mulohaza
Think. He prayes to thing which he created. We should pray to Allah not to created things.

Alamli a? Uni sevasan lekin endi aytolmaysan
Alamli a? Soģinasan lekin u soģinganing bilmaydi
Alamli a? Uni kutasan lekin u qaytmaydi
Alamli a? Sen baxtsizsan u esa òzgasi bn baxtli
Alamli a? Yuzingda tabassum yuraging esa ģamga tòla
Alamli a?
Undan xabar kutasan ln sms kelmaydi
Alamli a? Yuraging tinmay uni sòraydi ln jim deyolmisan
Alamli a? Ahvoling sòrashsa yaxshi deb kulib qòyasan
Alamli a? Eslamayman deysan ln har bir sòzi yodingda
Alamli a? Òzingcha undan nafratlanasan ln ichingda soģindim deysan
Alamli a? Seni kòrishga kòzim yòq deysan ln yana bir bora kòrishni xohlaysan
Alamli a? Òtgan kunlarni yomon kòraman deysanu òsha kunlarga qaytging keladi
Alamli a? Baxtli bòl deysanu baxtim bôl deyolmaysan

#about_me
Goʻzal, taqvoli, hayoli, iboli qizdan dasxat olaman.
Nikoh qogʻozimga...

Assalomu alaykum, sizni kirib kelgan Ramazon Hayiti bayrami bilan chin qalbimdan muborakbod etaman. Sizga baxt-saodat, omad, ishlaringizga rivoj, qilgan ibodatlaringizni qabulini tilab qolaman.

@AspectDev

​​#humour
Dangasalikni yengish haqida ajoyib maqola topdim. Oxirigacha o'qimadim.

@AspectDev

Shu kunlarda ko'p pul kerakda kimdir 10.000.000 so'm berib
tursin.

Manzilim: "Olasan" firmasi,
"Uxlading" kompaniyasi.
Direktor: Uxlatjonov
Unutbek.

Mo'ljal: Sabr qil tumani,
To'g'ri tushun mahallasi,
Mani kutgin ko'chasi, 6-uy

Telefon: nol nol nol topomi o'l.
Faks: 07 uxlatib ketti.
E-mail: insof@mail.ru
Web-site: umidingni.uz

Telegram: kuchukcha kuchukcha kuchukcha panjara panjara panjara qulfla eshikni...

Hozirdagi hit bo'lgan va qilgan qo'shiq...
@AspectDev

#MantiqLeftUzbekistan😅

Just watch it till the end😂

Share and put a reaction.

@AspectDev

#ultroid #userbot

1. Public endpoint va password olish uchun redis.com da ro'yhatdan o'tish.
2. API ID va API HASH olish. (@ScrapperRoBot yoki my.telegram.org)
3. Session string olish
4. Heroku dan API KEY olish —> heroku.com
5. Deploying to heroku

May Allah grant you and your family a peaceful and prosperous life. May the blessings of Allah never leave your side. Wishing you a heartiest

Eid al Adha Mubarak!

"Hello World" can be just two words for any non-programmer.

But for the most world-famous programmer, those are not just two words. They started their so-called boring life with those.

Those are the most beautiful and emotional moments of their programming journey.

Hey, wassup, guys?

— Hayotingizdan "ertaga" degan so'zni olib tashlang.
— Aha, ertaga olib tashayman.

a piece of sagacity before going to exam: never underestimate the stupidity of idiots!