weird market

did bybit just launch ibit cfds… lmao

either someone knows something and is frontrunning inside info on the war in huge size or this is the best opportunity to short i’ve seen since last year

i bought some spx puts yesterday. think the r/r is great here assuming i’m not getting run over by insiders

june expiry.

will turn it to a put spread later on, i want all the vol and delta for now

6500 strike. i’ll sell 6000 puts against once it has dipped some

aside - was just in japan the last few weeks

it’s interesting to watch the culture of google reviews across countries

crazy standards in japan
“food is nice, service is good but the queue was too long. 1 star” wtf

a 4* shop in japan is already great, contrast it w NYC where everyone gives 5* so liberally the minimum for “great” is like 4.8 or 4.9

china reviews are insanely competitive.

i once gave a shop 2* cos the food was too salty and they kept apologising non stop and bowing. they refused to accept payment for the meal. insane service recovery

it’s like they had reviews on notifications or something

felt so bad

also despite it being sakura season - there’s basically almost no china chinese in japan now

was LLMing it and apparently due to the rising tensions between japan and china travel agencies just don’t allow them to book? there’s no visa ban tho

previous times i was there in sakura szn it was full of mainlanders

remember not to get too bulled up on ex-d day

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SPY pa is literally maddening wtf

am i retarded or how does solana power X's new cashtags
https://x.com/solana/status/2044191874756313291

like ???

oh lol

added a small long leg of lly intended as a long term hold