A Time Lord who left (was exiled) from Gallifrey and a Pikachu plushie that gained sentience in an experiment to make a "cum fart" gone wrong create a symbiotic link in an abandoned sawmill in Birmingham, AL

once upon a time in a land called "Scout's Room" the Scout was feeling very hot and sweaty because it was the hottest day of the year. "Oh Boy" said the Scout, "if only i had an ice cream cone to soothe my unbearable heat stroke". Just then an ice cream truck dilly-dallied into the street, The Scout was delighted; his face contorted with joy. He ran up to the truck, "Here is a dollar", the young Boston Lad said, "I will have your finest ice cream cone". The Ice Cream Man gave him the cone, but with horror, the Scout realised that cone was actually his mother. The Spy then removed his Ice Cream Man disguise and back-stabbed the Scout.
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zagreus

POV: cat TF gun

i find myself in a fugue state
"simpson still on?"
I say, with a slackjaw
"and yet no grgreen simpson?"

WE DID IT BOYS

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