God forbid you want to use hyperbole, or sarcasm, or anything but be literal
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Or if I needed to change my flight
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Having a bullet on standby as a scale is insane
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Still better than nothing.
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Or any woman for that matter.
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This absolutely should be automatically disqualifying!

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The only aardvark native to Jamaica
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Someone please explain what happened to the Minab school!
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Censored the vitals, but not his boobs.
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When the room bursts into laughter when you try to characterize Trump as empathetic, that's probably a bad sign
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No biggie! Only 32k gallons of jet fuel.
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Trump bankrupted the country like one of his businesses
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Obama's deal
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Stop trying to bite my mug

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unreal chart
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Obama's deal with extra war.
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Connect the dots!
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There she is, right on cue to spread lies about another virus.
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