PIB SUMMARY ECONOMIC SURVEY 2023-24.pdf (E)

Faking parents' divorce for zero income benefits? That's some next-level dedication, right there! Even our serial dramas fail here. Who needs studying when you can rewrite your family history. Now we know, what must be done.

100/10 for dedication!

https://www.businesstoday.in/india/story/maharashtra-are-trainee-ias-officer-puja-khedkars-parents-actually-divorced-centre-asks-pune-police-to-provide-details-438510-2024-07-24

Forget reporting, she has gone complete AWOL, missing the LBSNAA deadline with phones off and leaving the Academy and Police clueless.

I stand corrected, this ain't some soap opera, this is a spy thriller plot, perfect for the big screen! She wasn't just training for the IAS; she's auditioning for the next spy movie! Mission Impossible: IAS reckoning (starring Akshay Kumar) 🍿

Pathetic take. Go ahead and critique reservations of all sorts, but targeting differently-abled individuals? Really?

Not every IAS officer with all four working limbs is perfect cut out for field work. And, comparing that to a pilot's need for precise limb control and lightning-fast reflexes? That's a whole new level of stupi. What's next? Should we start demanding IAS aspirants to compete in the Paris Olympics to qualify? Because clearly, running a 100-meter dash or a 100-meter freestyle is exactly like drafting policies and handling public administration!