Forwarded from God
People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.
My favorite type of people are "Brilliant Idiots". The type of people who have unprecedented amount of knowledge about the world, yet get confused about the sequence of months or can't remember addresses.
Soldier, Poet, King
The Oh Hellos
You have travelled to The Shire, and it's a Spring festival.
Forwarded from Sick Sad World (Daria)
the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.
Forwarded from Oxymoron
کل کارگردانهای پدوفیل و ابیوزیو فدای یه تار موت شن آقای اندرسون.
This is too specific, but when left-handed people hold their pens and pencils all weird 💓🥺💕✨💓