From time to time when I type "cybersec", miss the button and see the resulting "cybersex", I chuckle a bit and think of letting this mistake stay

Most queer groups names: BADDEST BITCHES™ HATECHAT
The groupchat: i love you let's nap together, smell a flower later maybe

You don't spawn with ADHD.
You just ran into a fay during char creation level, and as they unexpectedly approached you with
"Excuse me, can I have your attention please?" ... you answered "Sure."