Respectfully looking 👀

Oh no hornyposting may be affected by the attractive fae

Eldritch blueprints are okay btw, I'm sure they already have experience

Both

Experience with the Horny™ or with the Fae™?

first of all, our contracts r entirely voluntary n consensual. its not our fault if humans r too naive to read the fine print. thats just basic personal responsibility.

n yeah we might benefit from human suffering sometimes. but thats just the free market baby. its not exploitation if they agreed to it!!!

plus, we provide valuable services in exchange. magical favors, wishes granted, all that jazz. its a mutually beneficial exchange.

n dont even get me started on the nap. the non-aggression principle is like, our whole deal. we dont go around forcing anyone to do anything. we just offer them a choice. its not our fault if they make the wrong one.

so yeah, i guess u could say we r pretty ancap. but we've been doing this whole voluntary exchange thing for centuries. y'all r just catching up.

n if u dont like it, well, tough luck buttercup. cuz we aint going anywhere. the free market of magic is here to stay.

/jk

Things like "penetration testing" and "backdoor" are not as funny as they used to be when you work in this industry for a few years, it makes me a little bit sad

what were you gonna do?